Beans

Money

I've got forty beans/It cost me forty beans

by Soledad July 24, 2003

Beans

Something unfavorable or undesirable, typically used as a response and popularized by Twitch streamer Vinesauce.
Semi-interchangeable with Bullshit.

"The developer refuses to fix the game-breaking bugs." "That's kinda beans."
"I lost my job because my manager has been stealing money and blamed me." "Dude that's beans."
"Kinda beans how they're making me pay for the same game twice."

by the64thshadow March 20, 2021

Beans

the food that will give you diarrhea

"Shit my stomach hurts i bet it was those damn beans"
"HELP IM HAVING IMPLOSIVE DIARRHEA I SHOULD'NT HAVE ATE THOSE BEANNSS

by obamalizardman December 27, 2018

Beans

slang word for the prescription pill oxycontin which is a pain killer- opiate derivitave.

"Give me two 80 beans."
"I was smokin a bean last night and I got so fucked up."

by Torpmaster October 1, 2006

Beans

Shortened version of 80’s slang term, “cool beans”.

You: Hey! I got you some beer!

Friend: Beans.

by Slim Chance October 9, 2019

Beans

A ghetto version of how someone says dollars. Mostly used in California. Any white person who uses this term is most likely to get dick-kicked.

100 beans? Are you fucking kidding me?!

by WeinerChuck April 3, 2017

Beans

A term most commonly used on the West Coast (or more specifically the Pacific Northwest) that refers to Oxycontin.

Beans can be:
-Crushed and railed
-Smoked
-Eaten
-Shot up interveinously (more uncommon)

1) "Hey guys! Want to smoke beans?!"

2) "My dawg Sean and I were cruisin' Muk-Town (Mukilteo) lookin' for some beans."

3) "My cousin is hooked on Oxy's and has to pay over a $100 every day for a single bean.."

by Uber Jackball March 29, 2008