Bean Bag

A st8 girl who only hangs out with gay chics. Instead of the word Fag Hag, A st8 girl that hangs with gay boys.
Becky is such a bean bag now a days, With all the baby dikes!
by DCGlitter November 29, 2007
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Bean-bagging

Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.

Also referred to as "ball planking"
Did you see Jerry bean-bagging the photo of Katie's face? It looked like she was licking his balls.
by dakara930 October 13, 2011
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Bean bag

A slang term for testicles and scrotum. More low key than other slang words for said body parts.
Before I sit down on a canoe, I always adjust myself so I don't accidently sit on and crush my bean bag.
by M_Dubz152 June 28, 2023
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Bean Bagged

The act of getting T-bagged by a ballsack the size of a bean bag chair
This big ass black guy bean bagged the shit out of me.
by ssstaples July 11, 2011
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Bean bag

An employee or co-worker that is incompetent, lazy and lethargic. Said employee or co-worker arrives late on a regular basis and creates wildly outlandish stories when arriving late. Said stories may include but not limited to the following: Spilling orange juice on one's self when driving, having to go to the bank to get money, frequent car accidents, inclement weather in adjacent cities, selling rare coin collections, and various types of illness. Said employee or co-worker additionally spends the limited time they are at work taking frequent smoke breaks, bullshiting, and eating assortments of junk food.
Tell bean bag to actually get some work done and stop annoying me with his stupid questions!
by Raymond Poison March 29, 2011
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Speedos r gay mans swim suits.
by cartman5000 July 28, 2004
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Last night I got that Nikki bird to hum on my bean bags, what a slag!
by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 19, 2003
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