Bean Bag

To 'bean bag' is to fart in a sleeping bag after a campfire meal that includes baked beans and hold the top closed with someone inside. If you're especially perverse, you may choose to close yourself in the sleeping bag to marinate in your own butt funk.

The camping version of a 'ditch oven.'

Jordan: That was a delicious meal, honey! ::FART!::
(Jordan quickly scrambles out of the sleeping bag and pulls it over Beth's head while she gags in horror.)
Beth: That's disgusting! Must we always do this when we're camping? I'm going to stop making beans if you cotinue to bean bag me every camping trip.

by The Real Beth January 12, 2012

Bean bag

a Mexican person that fits all of the stereotypes of a Beaner

Roberto always talks about how much money he makes, that's why i don't fuck with that Bean bag

by saltyassbeanbag December 18, 2017

Bean bag

Verb.
When you show up to a location with half or less of the pre-agreed upon price and still try to negotiate the sale. Similar to Jewed without the 6 million in holocaust baggage

Noun.

Racial slur for an incompetent Hispanic. Beaner Bean

The chair cost $200 and this dude showed up and tried to bean bag me with a 100 dollar bill.

Well thats fuggin bean bags for ya.

by DPJO May 5, 2020

Bean Bag

The act of inserting your testicles into someone's asshole.

Dude, bean bag that bitch!

by D-Unit March 1, 2005

bean bag

(v) The act of plopping ones exposed breasts on to a head or face.

"Ibuprofen? For a headache!? Honey, I just bean bag my man. It's a whole lot cheaper than all those pills."

by NattyRose May 11, 2009

Bean Bag

A douchebag who happens to be Mexican/ a beaner.

That wannabe cholo is such a fucking bean bag.

by Ahoohoo January 9, 2015

bean bag

when a girl places her clitoris on an unsuspecting, usually sleeping person.

claire passed out earl at the party so sara bean bagged her then punched her in the box.

by BB GUNNN March 30, 2011