Beam me up.

When you experience something, that makes you want to leave this planet.

Friend: Kinsey just got here, and she wants to talk with you. I think she saw you with Aubrey.
You: Beam me up.

by DirtyDunk May 30, 2024

Beam me up, Scotty

A simple fix out of a difficult situation. No matter what the occasion, it will save you. It worked for the crew of the Enterprise, why not you.

Mother-in-law: Laura, why the hell did you bring up your douchebag husband to the family reunion?!

You: Beam me up, Scotty!

by InfectedBoot July 2, 2009

Beam me up Scotty

A phrase originally found in the television series “Star Trek”, but now is used a response to confirm that you are ready for whatever is being asked of you.

Friend 1: You want to take another shot of tequila?

Friend 2: Beam me up Scotty!

by piano March 2, 2018

Beam Me Up Scotty

The best mixtape to ever exist xx

Have you streamed 'Beam Me Up Scotty' today yet? #Fractions #CrocodileTeethRemix #SeeingGreen

by SzaSzaSza May 26, 2021

beam me up scotty

Frequently mis-quoted as part of Star Trek, despite never having been said.
The closest is 'Scotty, beam me up'.

'Scotty, beam me up'
'3 to beam up, Mr. Scott'
but NEVER 'Beam me up Scotty'

by Mark Schueler August 5, 2006

beam me up scotty

a request for cociane

hey beam me up scotty.

by schwab May 19, 2005

beam me up, hottie!

What you say when you pass by a foine specimen you don't know.

Tina: Hey Emma, look at that guy! He is so cute!
Emma: Beam me UP, hottie!
Irene: you guys are a bunch of fags.

by hey bra July 20, 2008