Beaker

A fat paint Marker.

I hit up the school with my White Beaker.

by Avoke October 1, 2003

Beaker

Bitch with sweet ass

The original "Beaker"

by Jessie November 14, 2003

A Beaker

When someone makes a frown so intense that it resembles the muppet character, Beaker. Usually reserved for a late night intoxicated photo opportunity

"That guys frown was so intense. It's definitely "A Beaker"

by ice1013 May 6, 2010

beaker

A derogatory name for a KU fan.

KU fan: "Rock chalk jayhawk"

MU fan: What a gay f*in beaker

by aTiGeRfAn January 30, 2009

beaker

the act of licking 2 sets of testies from different ethnicities within one night. the culprit could be male or female.

Dude, (s)he just beakered the shit outta them!

by ballsandwieners October 13, 2009

beaker

Gay bald guy, as in right said fred.
Common gay term of endearment for bald people who are gay.

Oh it's beaker.

He's Beaker.

by Rob Cummings June 15, 2004

beaker

One who muff dives with the nose

"Ringo Starr and Joe Namath would make excellent beakers" -Jacques

by Jacques March 12, 2004