Beaker

A person who makes sorry attempts at befriending co-workers. Annoying, nerdy, foreign and disgusting to look at. Makes up stories to make themselves seem "normal".

"That girl with the hideous poisonous scab juice tattoo is a real Beaker!"

by Dontsitnearmebeaker May 23, 2005

Beaker

This Teacher/person is the BEST teacher in the entire world no one can top this person. She/he is deserve's an award for the best teacher, she/he is kind, nice, and generous.

Hi Beaker
Hi ___ how is your day?
Good, how is your day?
mine is awesome, do you want 10 minutes early to lunch?
Sure thank you so much!

by Jayden's Name sucks September 1, 2022

beaker

Gay bald guy, as in right said fred.
Common gay term of endearment for bald people who are gay.

Oh it's beaker.

He's Beaker.

by Rob Cummings June 15, 2004

beaker

One who muff dives with the nose

"Ringo Starr and Joe Namath would make excellent beakers" -Jacques

by Jacques March 12, 2004

Beaker

A fat paint Marker.

I hit up the school with my White Beaker.

by Avoke October 1, 2003

Beaker

Bitch with sweet ass

The original "Beaker"

by Jessie November 14, 2003

BEAKER

Another word for mother, usually used in reference to goinking cream

BEAKER, get me some GOINKING CREAM!

by Meme_lord415 May 9, 2019