Reet

Similar to 'tard'--an abbreviation used for 'retard' but in a more jovial than malicious sense.

Can be coupled with certain nouns to enhance the adjective such as Reet Bomb, Reet City, Reetdiculous. The phrase Reet Storm can be used to describe a show of emotion from a Reet.

by haoolj April 11, 2005

Reet

A sound you make while you're getting fucked in the ass

Ohhhhhh yeaaaaa REET!

by Julia Williams-McCullough February 16, 2017

Reet

Commonly used by Americans in the Pacific Northwest. It’s when you are metaphorically fucked in the ass. Also used as reet bomb, reet storm.

#1: “Dude my LA teacher handed me a reet. I got a 53.”

#2: “Shit man. You are in a total reet storm.”

by ReetGod123 August 10, 2018

Reet

Combination of Yeet and Ree.

"Fucken' reet" - retarded 12 year old.

by Fuckengays April 3, 2019

reet then

northern slang for 'ok'

person1 "im going about 3"

person2 "reet then"

by Pocalik May 22, 2004

Reet

A typical Indian, especially Punjabi e-girl who'd start texting with you just to mess with you, even going as far as saying "I think I love you" after just a couple of messages, would block in a couple of days. Do not trust them.

Person 1: Yo, I just got a DM from Reet.
Person 2: Is she saying that she loves you? Classic Reet
Person 1:*visible confusion*

by MortalDragon May 2, 2021

Reets

Short for "Retarded". Used jokingly among friends to show humerus disapproval or stupidity.

That picture of you is so reets.

Screw studying for challenge and change. The whole course is reets.

by LIL'ZAR June 21, 2010