Bavarian Money Waster

A slang term for BMW vehicles due to the high cost of parts and service.

Jim: Hey Mel I just got a new BMW.
Mel: Nice. You bought a Bavarian Money Waster.

by Samjo2142 August 8, 2021

Bavarian cheese whistle

Extreme fart with distinctive sound played repeatedly over a course of time

Man, Lee has been playing the bavarian cheese whistle all night long, pew!

by fnIrish January 17, 2009

Bavarian Blowtorch

When a female is performing fellatio on a man who has gas and proceeds to light his flatulence on fire in the middle of the fellatio act.

I was getting a Bavarian blowtorch from this midget the other night and totally charred the drapes.

by Rusty Obrien November 18, 2011

bavarian creamsickle

A sexual act where the guy sucks the girls tits for milk. Then he rubs the milk all over his dick. The girl proceeds to give the guy a blowjob.

Daniel: i heard that jared got a bavarian creamsickle last night at the party.
Duncan: Lucky son of a bitch!!

by rollinwitdubs June 22, 2006

Bavarian Toothbrush

When a man rubs his penis on the inside of a womans mouth between the cheek and teeth like a toothbrush and ejaculates while continuing to thrust creating a "foamy paste" thus making this a bavarian toothbrush.

MOST GUYS IN THE NAVY ARE ISSUED A BAVARIAN TOOTHBRUSH IN BASIC!

by WAMTHUMP October 12, 2011

The Bavarian Donut

When you are titty fucking a girl, she blows you at the same time and her spit lubricates your dick for her tits.

Hey Baby. Give me The Bavarian Donut.

by Jimplayer September 7, 2007

Bavarian Stove

Earlier name of the Cleveland Steamer. Popular amongst the crowned heads of Europe in the nineteenth century.

Victoria was most amused when Albert unhooked himself from his trousers and gave her a Bavarian Stove.

by Gajira July 28, 2009