turkish battleship

when a russian man fucks your wife's pussyhole with a flintlock gun

god damn it! my wife got a turkish battleship!

by Butthole aids June 6, 2018

Turkish Battleship

The act of filling someone's asshole with icing sugar (from a turkish delight) and have them fart on your face, simulating the cloud of smoke produced when a battleship fires it's cannons

Friend : yo dude why do you stink of shit and icing?
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night

by turkishbattleship July 20, 2018

Battleshots

A drinking game. Battleship, except the ships are shots. Best played in teams, with a homemade board large enough that the shots can be placed as ships.

Player 1: Let's play Battleshots! I will go first...E5.

Player 2: Hit! (takes shot)

by ClubSkyline January 18, 2011

Turkish Battleship

Something that doesn't exist or something that should not exist. Example:

"Hey, where can I find a super car that costs less than £15,000?"
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."

by Thriko Thrikoian June 11, 2018

battleshit

a game where 2 or more people have a contest of who can make the most smelliest most disgusting, loudest shit. One person goes and then the next and if it is better then the first persons' battleshit sinks.

battleshit can only be played in public bathroom.

by bizi0tch.xX March 27, 2005

Screen Door On A Battleship

the wrong way that biff tannen from back to the future says it, the right way is a screen door on a submarine

Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork

by lasalle bro October 6, 2010

Play Battleship

An internationally recognized word for sex.

Barney: You invited me up to your apartment to play Battleship! Isn't that an internationally recognized word for sex?

by OhmyGoshitsMe! August 6, 2009