battlefield middle school

A school in Spotsylvania, VA where girls are just flat out hoes and carry around lip gloss and boys who only care about football. There are some weird kids who I found to be doing satanic stuff. The normal kids, just, they honestly don't care at this point.

Julia: what school do you go to?
Spark: battlefield middle school

Julia: I heard that school is ghetto !
Spark: well, whoever said that, they're not wrong!

by fuxk.bitxhes June 1, 2019

Battlefield High School

Basically a bunch of retards who think they’re way more important than they are. Two months after going away to college many will realize the cold hard truth that no one gives a shit about them. Do not fuck with the marching band unless you want a bunch of dramatic shit heads babbling in your ear about shit you don’t care about. Lots of terrifyingly smart asians who all know french for some reason. All the black kids stand next to one wall in the middle of the school and make it even harder to get to class. Half the hispanic kids can’t speak english, but if they do, refer to the white girl/guy categories. Every white girl is either a dyke or so stuck up you can use them as a ruler on your art project. Every white guy juuls and dresses like their trying to get on the cover of a magazine called ‘douchebag weekly’. Don’t know what category you fit into, then your probably a Hick who ingests more Copenhagen than Oxygen, and thinks catching fish is interesting. Saving the worst for last, yep you guessed it! The dumbass white kids who wear supreme and listen to “Lil Pump” and say shit like ‘bet’ or ‘i’m hip’ in an attempt to escape the fact that they’re a spoiled rotten upper class retard who couldn’t be more white if they tried. In all fairness, I do love this school and only give people shit because I find it funny and nearly everyone who goes to this school has a fantastic sense of humor... and plus, we’re still better than Patriot. 10/10

Guy 1: “Yo, did that guy just geeb and then proceed to inject a juul pod directly into his blood stream?”
Guy 2: “Yeah...he probably goes to Battlefield High School.”
Guy 1: “I’m surpised he didn’t spill any on his supreme shirt.”
Guy 2: “Yeah, I’m sure the asians taught him the physics of how not to spill a single drop.”

by Chief Queef McGoo October 6, 2018

battlefield fanboy

A little kid or teenager who used to be a cod fanboy then became a bf fanboy after playing bfbc2 or bf3. They are the most annoying people you can find, much worse than cod and halo fanboys.

battlefield fanboy: C0D Sucks BFs d1ck Cod is da same sh1t 3v3ry y3@r BF r@p3s C0Ds @$$ 3v3ryone wh0 plays C0d is g@y
neutral player: Come man, cod is not that bad. Actually i like and play both of them.
Bf fanboy: Y0u s@y th@t cuz you suck at BF k1dd0!!!111 BF is for r3al man!!!11
neutral player: (facepalm)

by Captain ESS October 5, 2013

Battlefield Earth

A really heinous shit.

Named after notorious sci fi turd starring John Travolta.

"Oh boy, I wouldn't go in there for a while. I just did a massive Battlefield Earth. A real stonker. Wow."

by Lawrence of The Nether Regions September 10, 2012

Battlefield 2042

The new battlefield that’s coming out in October. And I’m hyped for it.

Battlefield 2042is gonna be very popular this year

by ChoKa LoKaq June 13, 2021

Battlefield High School

High school in Haymarket, Virginia. Known for its abundant amount of rednecks who spend their free time fishing for bass and posting it on their instagram or putting the confederate flag on the back of their 6 wheel trucks. Where there are large groups of asian people and large groups of snoby white girls. Not to mention, the large amount of wannabe preppy fucks who like to consider themselves preppy when wearing a gay vinyard vines t-shirt who roam the school trying to pick up the flat white barbies. Also, where once in a while, an occasional fight randomly breaks out between two black girls. Where everyone likes to hop in their jeeps after school and head over to Tonys where they continue to act like jackasses. Where basically, everyone is a pretentious fuck no matter who they are.

Guy 1: "Hey Guy 2, Im an arrogrant prick who enjoys smoking pot and acting like a jackass in class. I also enjoy hanging out with my friends who, too, post abundant amounts of pictures of bass. Is Battlefield High School the place for me?"

Guy 2: *sees Guy 1's vinyard vines lanyard hanging out of his pocket*
"Yeh, man."

by youreallgoingtohell August 5, 2017

Battlefield 1

A game created by EA. It is set during World War 1, and anally raped the fuck out of the call of duty franchise. That's why everyone is saying "rip cod" because cod had the biggest dick shoved in their ass after Battlefield 1 was leaked. Battlefield 1 also creampied cod after Battlefield released their campaign trailer.

Damn I can't believe Battlefield 1 fucked cod .

by 😍❤️ September 30, 2016