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bathroom yellow pages

A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.
I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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Bathrobe Dwane

A Twitch streamer from Daytona Beach, Florida who favors WoW and Runescape. He also suffers from a receding hairline.
Hey, did you watch Bathrobe Dwane last night? Resident sleeper.
by IAmNotABotIPromise February 24, 2019
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School bathrooms

A living hellhole.

The only place in school where the guys hang out if they want to keep their conversation a secret.

The place where it hasn't been remodelled since the 1980s, only he plumbing has been updated so it can be up to code.

The place where it smells worse than an outhouse 24/7. Keep trying janitor, it's never going to smell nice in there.

The place where most of the toilet are broken. The ones that aren't broken, however, usually is filled with crap, rendering it useless until flush.

The place where a stagnat puddle of piss can br found anywhere on the floor

The place where the sinks have hair in it, because the school's bathrooms are known to be the cheapest salons

The place where grafitti is common in the stalls, where the staff can't find it because he/she is too distracted from the crap smeared all over the walls on one section.

The place where there are coins, paperclips, hair, beads, etc. inside the urinals.

The place where there are usually out of paper towels, and toilet paper.

Last but not least, the last place on earth that you want to be in.
Use the school bathrooms at your own risk!
by Ilisten2Metal May 1, 2014
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wide bathroom stance

an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters
What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.
by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008
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Bathroom nigga

A bathroom nigga, is a nigga dat be in da school bathroom ready to hurt you badly. Bathroom niggas are mostly Black or hispanic. The bathroom nigga is only a urban legend, but many people still report seing or being attacked by one.
Guy #1 - have you heard about the bathroom nigga.
Guy #2 - Yes very scary they are ( yoda dialect intensifies)
by RiseUPforGAMER November 8, 2019
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Bathroom Surgery

To preform acts of medical needs to ones self in a restroom/bathroom, becoming very popular with the current times.
Person 1: "how'd your foot surgery go?"
Person 2: "I didnt go, to save money I just cut my foot open"
Person 1: "ahh.. good old bathroom surgery"

"Lets take him to the hospital!"

"No, we can do it ourselves"
"hes got a bulllet wound to the face"
" WE CAN HANDLE IT OURSELVES"
by RedneckND October 17, 2009
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God's Bathroom Floor

A song written by Slug of the musical duo Atmosphere. Quite possibly one of the deepest, most thought provoking hip-hop songs out there. Undoubtedly about Slug's drug abuse, he uses lyrical analogies such as "I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles," telling his son, Jacob Miles, that he'll be watching over him if the abuse ever claims his life.
"Tell Jacob Miles to keep it wild-style. I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles."

-"God's Bathroom Floor" - Atmosphere
by Spectactic August 23, 2010
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