bastarded

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Man, Tom is so bastarded.

by niggakooch August 19, 2009

Bastard

Besides all the usual meanings, it has a meaning in engineering as well. A bastard is a type of coarse-toothed file.

Conversation in the stores.
"Hi, I need a file."
"A half-round bastard?"
"No, a little triangular fucker."

by Croatalin December 20, 2013

bastard

One born without married parents.

Ben is a bastard.

by Kikaider June 28, 2003

Bastardized

Extremely distorted. No longer resembling the idea presented by the original.

The bastardized photo showed me having sex with a monkey.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 21, 2003

bastard

Someone who killed your dog.

That bloody bastard killed my dog!

by CowManCheeseBall November 15, 2013

bastards

Those responsible for the death of Kenny on South Park.

"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"

by Scott Lanway June 24, 2004

bastard

An Australian unit of measurment often used to describe extraordinary measures, particularly that of people and the weather. can be used as a noun, verb and adjective.

He ran like a bastard
It's blowing 40 bastards
It's a bastard of a day

by harro123 February 09, 2011