Bakered

Term coined after the late great Shaun baker; bakered means to ingest illicit substance to the point of near overdose, while simultaneously receiving an ass full of man love.

When I woke up I had a headache and my ass hurt, I must have gotten bakered again.

by SirDunksAlot February 14, 2020

bakered

When someone says they are on their way to hang out in a short amount of time. Then never shows up and doesn't answer their phone. If this happens you have been bakered.

Ray: I called Nick, he said 5 minutes till he gets here just getting gas. Steve: Alright cool. *50 minutes pass* *Steve calls Nick, no answer* Steve: We officially just got bakered.

by beenbakeredmultipletimes January 2, 2010

i'm bakered

A Middlesbrough term for being baked or stoned

Mate I'm bakered snoops weed is mint

by Sam Coulton October 31, 2013

Bakkered

Hitting a mountain after going too fast and completely losing control. Also see running out of talent.

He totally got bakkered, his car is trashed now it just sits on his driveway rusting.

by billy bob joe 3rd October 17, 2007

Barbered

(verb) A term used in polite company to indicate inappropriate behavior in fantasy sports.

Tony barbered another owner whose starting running back experienced a season-ending injury by picked up the backup on the waiver wire.

by Redfoot9311 September 19, 2010

Bakered

To have an object that is thrown to poke one of your eyes.

Watch where you are throwing that pencil! You almost Bakered me!

by Sir Sven II January 12, 2009

Bakered

When everyone gets a discount but you.

All of my friends got 20% off their meal but me. I got Bakered for sure.

by P.O.6 May 1, 2020