baracuda

1. A type of fish
2. The supremely effective orgasmic inducing act of inserting the fore and ring fingers into a females pussy whilst the little finger tickles and/or penetrates her nether hole - put simply 'TWO IN THE PINK, ONE IN THE STINK'.

Hey sweety pie, im having a little trouble coming, try for a little penetration... no no, two in the pink, one in the stink... oh yeh, baracuda me oh yes oh yes oh baracuda you feel so good...

by Woosy November 10, 2005

baracuda

The act of licking a petite woman's anus and vagina in one swipe of the tongue.

Given her petite frame, Eileen was the perfect candidate for a BARACUDA.

by Balint February 10, 2005

baracuda

A cougar (i.e. an older woman that prowls for younger men) that is 60+ years old. Think of it as a well-aged MILF.

"Mike lost is virginity to his mom's friend. She was like like 62, but hot for her age. What a 'cuda(baracuda)!"

by amgqmp1 January 11, 2007

baracuda

Another way to say "Oh Really?" in a downward condescending tone, but sounds less downward and less condescending

You: Hey I think I failed that chem test.
Friend: Baracuda

by joxidfa April 8, 2011

barackuda

The animals of prey that surround Barack Hussein Obama, giving the appearance that he and his alleged candidacy are strong and/or exude strength.

Even though Obamessiah will speak softly in the international community (capitulation to the jihadists, and sharia law) the Barackuda make him look strong.

by mecicon August 11, 2008

Bloody Baracuda

Take a baracuda, then insert the animal into a womans vagina, who is on their period. Then one plugs the hole with their genitals and let the fish swim around in the womans menstrual juices.

Man, you sure gave her the bloody baracuda last night.

by Parkisonsexaddicts March 28, 2009

Baracuda

adjective, descibing someone or something that is sicky gnar or mellow. Usually used after something good is told to you.

Joe- hey did u see that new math teacher??! shes hot!

Victor- Really?! Baracuda.

by Victor Carno March 7, 2009