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Baptor

A Baptor in Raptor Pastor clothing.

A Baptor delivering C.D.T. (Consciously directed thought) to his community Church members at large, while host-Gatored by a Nephinal 'Loosh' eating; behind the veil; old-world; dream-world; real-world parasite. Either with conscious linear time constructs operated through favorite hypnosis trigger objects like Bibles, or operated thought cut down with good old basic "just copying what The London Seminaries taught me cause my ministering and vocal expression is severely cut short due to being a denominational New World Order Sell-Out.

A Pastor bravely fights his inner Baptor against the raptors of the Matrix peacefully by saying, "Agent Smith, I now know you and your Cern Southern Antarctic ice-slices, are responsible for the really weird and strange 2019 Quantum Bible Effect, Oh break a mirror, Now Matrix is in the Bible? Police! Can we just hug and makeup? Afterall Jups was in Libra for the past year; Agent Smith haven't we learned anything about increasing truce?
Baptor ministered his Mothers-Day sermon to the bubbling community: like a hungry athletic Wolf.
by creativeflame December 30, 2018
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Baitoey

A beautiful mysterious girl who makes you feel as though no other girl can compare. She is gorgeous inside and out. Your lucky if you have her in your life, once you have her don't ever lose her and she’s definitely a great girlfriend. She had a unique personality and really talented. She is a girl that likes to tease the boys she knows are interested in her but it actually very picky about who she dates and if you manage to get with her then you are one of the luckiest men on earth.
I wish I were Baitoey
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Baptor

the awkward situation wherein you or your group of friends says goodbye to another person or group, only to realize that both people/groups are headed in the very same direction.
Me: adios man *starts walking*

Nick: yeah see ya *walks away*

Me: *looking over and seeing Nick* BAPTOR!
by sean patrick goggin December 27, 2008
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Baitoey

BaiToey IS A BIG TOAD!!! AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA
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Baytoe

Baytoe is Baydens toe lol
Baytoe is drunk
Baytoe Eats kids
Baytoe Is a toe
Baytoe Is Bad
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Baitoei

Baitoei, Baiteoi, Baiteoy, Baitoey is Pandanus Leaf.
Pandanus amaryllifolius is a tropical plant in the Pandanus (screwpine) genus, which is commonly known as pandan It has fragrant leaves which are used widely for flavouring in the cuisines of Southeast Asia and South Asia.

Baitoei is kind, she is loved and embraced with affection by those around her, she is a cheerful and smiling woman. But always hides the sadness in her heart, she is smart and strong, the devil can't hurt her.
by BBBAI November 22, 2021
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Baitoey

Baitoey is like a burst of sunshine in human form! Her smile is pure magic, turning even the gloomiest days into bright adventures. Seriously, if joy had a name, it would be Baitoey. She's that awesome friend who makes you forget your troubles with just a goofy grin. You can't help but catch her contagious happiness, and suddenly, everything feels a bit more okay. Life is just better with Baitoey around.
If you don’t have a Baitoey in your life, you’re missing out.
by Everyone should be loved December 31, 2023
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