barney the pedophile

Barney the pedophile is a purple Dino that likes long purple kids. He also enjoys singing his theme song.
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."

1. The purple son of a bitch got the jump on me last night while on his show

2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!

by Purple sum bitch May 5, 2016

Barney-style

Simplifying something down to a level that is easily understood by pre-schoolers and idiots.

I don't think he understands what you're trying to say. Maybe you should break that down Barney-style.

by pockets1213 June 8, 2016

Break it Down Barney Style

This phrase is used when you are about to explain something to someone in very basic terms because anything too complex will confuse them, or already has confused them. Frequently used in the military. Does not usually have anything to do with sex.

"Alright, since my first explanation didn't seem to sink in for your morons, I'll break it down barney style for you."

by TheLongJ August 28, 2016

banned streamer

A streamer on Twitch who has said the n word or is a male and has shown off some skin, because it is against Twitch rules for a male to be sexual on the site. These streamers often move to YouTube Live because they are slightly less SJW.

Ice is a banned streamer cos he did ice

by SliceofJesus December 18, 2017

cap banners

A failed attempt by a pathetic Napoleonic little man to overthrow the capflag empire because he thought he possessed omnipotent power.

Al Bennati thought that by obtaining the cap banners url he would hold the capflag empire captive and under his control. Obviously dementia had set in early and they took him away on the short bus shortly thereafter!

by IAM Watching You June 19, 2010

barney castle

A coward / liar. Someone who comes up with poor excuses.

Comes from Durham England. Derives from the 1569 Rebellion when Sir George Bowes refused to leave Barnard Castle to engage in battle.

"Kevin reckons he's not allowed to go out on the lash tonight because of his knee. That's a bit barney castle."

by KittenJuggler May 26, 2020

THE BANNER HAMMER

Used on a website, by an admin to ban spammers or such people that don't belong in that site. Also in online games, when you're a complete noob and others can't play because you're on the way.

Noob: "Im spamin' rite here lolzzzz"

Other user: "this guy needs the banner hammer"

Admin bans the noob.

by footskate90 January 8, 2008