blandwich

A bland sandwich, lacking flavour - tastes like dinner at an amish family.
Can be improved with Branston Pickle.

MUM I wanted a sandwich not a blandwich!
Put some mustard on that!

by The G Man September 10, 2004

Bandwitch

A person who hogs all the bandwidth of an internet connection or who has a very good connection. Also used as a curse in online games.

Arrrgh... headshot again? you damn bandwitch!

by LPB2000 January 22, 2010

Bnadwiched

To be krashed by the Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad from all sides.

Oh man did that CSC180 lecture ever get bnadwiched! Good idea going in both entrances.

by Jeff January 17, 2004

Brandwich

A sandwich that requires specific brands of ingredients.

Example: My brandwich has Wonder Bread, Nutella, and Bick's Pickles.

by zizzlezazzle August 11, 2018

bandwith

Something the internet had before it became a distributor of porn

Nigga stole my bandwith!

by Border Patrol Man April 17, 2005

Banwich

Bread made from the bones of a thousand anons, Meat carved from the flesh of a Troll roasted over open flames, Cheese curdled by subjects too controversial to be mentioned, Vegetables grown in the Lurkers Lair, Bacon cooked in the grease from those who live in mothers basement, Mustard ground from the tongue of spammers, Mayonnaise whipped by the fallen seeking redemption that shall never come, assembled by the hand of MOD it is the ultimate weapon against those that break the rules and shall be forever shunned and feared by those who seek to cause misery upon the internet. For it serves no further purpose.

Troll: Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!
Mod: Certainly, here's your banwich!
User:is it gone?
Mod: Yes, gone to Banland where it belongs.
User:Hooray!

by Sypoth May 14, 2011

bandwhich

Bandwhich..... A bad ass name for the following

Bandwidth "" the transmission capacity of an electronic communications device or system; the speed of data transfer: a high-bandwidth Internet connection.""

1. dude you have some might good bandwhich
2. you cant make a banwhich sandwich

by bizzarefoods October 22, 2007