Carlos is a girl that you just can’t wrap your head around. She will always be a thot but no one can understand that as much at her hairless cat that attacks everyone he meets. For some reason the cat likes Carlos maybe because secretly Carlos is the devil. Carlos loves to eat trash out of her boyfriends trash cans and that’s how all of her boyfriends break up with her. Her last boyfriend (a literal stick) threw up in her trash and she ate it. If you are looking for a girl like that go to the dump and bring her some fruit roll up wrappers because those are her favorite. She only has 2 friends and only keeps them because she blackmails them because they are both wanted criminals.
by kallyirwin May 21, 2020
Get the Carlos Bandagemug. A bandage designed specifically for the vagina, in the shape like that of a tampon, used for the sole purpose of helping cuts scrapes or burns within the vaginal canal. Available in multiple designs, sizes, shapes, and colors. For example, Spongebob, sparkles, and Dora the explorer versions are available.
by The One and Only Savage January 23, 2010
Get the vagina bandagemug. When a man's flaccid penis is so long, he is unable to wear shorts, without it sticking out the bottom, so he must fold it up, and tape it to itself.
by str84yahed February 11, 2015
Get the Butterfly Bandagemug. It's what the inside of your tighty whities look like the morning after you have sex with a woman on her period.
by ihdbc July 11, 2010
Get the Used Bandagemug. The application of semen over a minor cut or scrape. When allowed to dry properly, it will stop the bleeding, reduce the pain and help to create the optimal environment of healing for the wound.
Last night, it got a little rough. She cut her forehead open on some of the broken glass on the floor. Out of concern, he flipped her over, held her down and applied the liquid bandage. Five minutes later, after the bandage had set, her wound was safe from infection- so he let her go.
by K-12 November 10, 2008
Get the Liquid Bandagemug. A type of bandage associated with engineers of any sort (i.e. electrical, mechanical, etc) because of the simple yet effective design, consisting of some sort of absorbent material such as paper towel, and tape such as black vinyl electrical tape to hold the absorbent material in place.
Example 1:
I cut my finger on my car's frame when I dropped the transmission, so I needed an engineer's bandage to finish working on it.
Example 2:
Man 1: What's that black tape on your finger for?
Man 2: I cut my finger working on my car's transmission so I had to make an engineer's bandage.
I cut my finger on my car's frame when I dropped the transmission, so I needed an engineer's bandage to finish working on it.
Example 2:
Man 1: What's that black tape on your finger for?
Man 2: I cut my finger working on my car's transmission so I had to make an engineer's bandage.
by Tiger Whyte May 9, 2018
Get the engineer's bandagemug. Where you're visiting a friends or partner's house the first few times and you need to poop. So you wrap your hand in toilet paper and poop in your hand then when you're done quietly put it in the toilet making as less noise as possible!
"Yeah Susan, I was at John's house for the first time and I needed to do the Chocolate Bandage of Doom!"
Or
"I didn't do the Chocolate Bandage Of Doom properly a nugget fell off my hand and onto the floor...!"
Or
"I didn't do the Chocolate Bandage Of Doom properly a nugget fell off my hand and onto the floor...!"
by Queen Noodle October 3, 2017
Get the Chocolate Bandage Of Doommug.