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Bandaid

The things school nurses give you even when you break your back.
Me: nurse I broke my wrist playing basket ball
School Nurse: BANDAID
by Booty cheeks Magee October 5, 2018
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Bandaid Bus

An ambulance. "Bandaid Bus" is a term commonly used among firefighters to refer to an ambulance.
"Sorry, man... Can't make it on Saturday. I'm workin' the bandaid bus all night."
by ChescoMedic March 27, 2010
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bandaid baby

When a marriage isnt working out the parents decide to have a baby to try to fix the problems
Bob and Jane are having a bandaid baby because they think it will solve their marriage issues
by funkyskip April 26, 2009
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bandaid solution

A solution that doesn't solve the problem, but makes whoever's solution that was just solved feel like it had been solved
bandaid solution is when a person gets a free $100 voucher after falling off the balcony at a mall. The guy is still in hospital, but now he feels like justice was served somehow
by PSloth March 29, 2015
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bandaid friend

A short-term friend who helps others feel emotionally better. When they've done all they could (usually with success), they exit the other friends life. This short-term friend is kind, helpful, a good listener, and can make any sad friend feel better. This "bandaid friend" can be mysterious, and may be reluctant to let other friends come close confidants. They're very approachable on the outside, but an introvert on the inside. These bandaid friends mean the best, and have a heavy heart for people, whether it's for the underdog, or just a sad person who needs to talk; meaning they're great with secrets.
by Bandaid Friend the Great May 13, 2015
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bandaid girlfriend

When a guy gets a girl friend for the sake of it because they think it will change there behaviour
"I can't control my own shit I need help settling down." "I need a bandaid girlfriend"
by Dane Tito March 9, 2015
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Bandaid burn

When you leave your bandaid on for too long, and get the black sticky stuff stuck to your skin, leaving the shape of a bandaid behind.
Awe man! I left my bandaid on for too long and now I have a bandaid burn! This stuff is gonna be stuck on my foot for so long!
by Tat Chan September 2, 2019
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