Monkey Branching

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010

Brady-Bunching

Brady-Bunching refers to when you simultaneously play nine videos of pornography or other media on the same computer monitor.

Last night, Robert spent his night alone Brady-Bunching with his new premium porn subscription. It was quite the experience.

by EmperorsCloudMist August 16, 2019

Banchansky

Pulling an Irish Goodbye. Sneaking out of a party without saying goodbye.

Where's Jeff? I think he pulled a Banchansky.

by Snoop Froggy Frog December 7, 2014

branching

Branching- The act of cutting random tree branches from random houses and placing them on people’s doorsteps. Optional: Add a fake love letter with cheesy tree branch joke

Kelsey: Hey i'm bored
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!

by aymurrr August 18, 2011

bachini

A word to describe a person if they are being worse than a cunt. derived from the latin bachinios maximos

Dan: "HAHAHA I am the monopoly master!!!"
Zach: "no you're a tit!"
Morgan: "no hes a twat!"
Michael: "no hes a cunt"
Craig: "no hes a BACHINI!!!"

by ZiggyP March 23, 2010

Babchin

the sideburns that grow down and connect at the chin

Ew, look at that guy! He used to be so cute until he grew a Babchin.

by Bingerwoman February 9, 2010

benching

Benching is when you start dating someone you think is nice and who has potential, but you're not crazy about them. You don't know wether to keep dating them, or dump them and move on to the next one. This is where benching happens; instead of going for either of the above polarized options, you put your date in your mental 'maybe' folder and 'bench them' so you date around to see what else is out there.

Sarah: How's your dating life going, Jill, weren't you seeing that guy Jack?
Jill: Yeah I am, sort of. He's just ok, so I've been benching him and dating around more.

John: Hey Jack, how are things going with that girl Jill you're dating?
Jack: Idk man, I know she's seeing other guys, and I think I've been benched.

by ChemistryEscalationCoachMattA March 22, 2017