banana cream-pie

A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.
Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!
by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020
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After a girl gets you off, you bust in your hand then smack her in the face like you would with a pie.
yo dude after she gave me head i gave her the pie!
by ray April 12, 2004
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When your fucking a chick with a banana and right before she's about to cum you squeeze the banana so it pops inside her.
Yo! I banana cream pied her last night, high five!
by Concerned Citizen69 December 12, 2010
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Banana cream pie is the act of putting a banana in your female partners vagina, along with your penis, then proceeding to have intercourse until the banana has a warm mushy texture. After banana has reached desired texture the male ejaculates into partners vagina. After ejaculate and banana mush have mixed, the female then begins to ride the face of the male partner until she climaxes. As female climaxes she then proceeds to void the contents of her vagina along with her ejaculate into male partners mouth. Thus creating a banana cream pie. Banana cream pie can then be shared and passed back and forth into each other mouths swallowing small portions between each pass and adding saliva; if desired.
“I really think she is the one, we shared a banana cream pie the the other day and it was magical!”
by Barry McKokkiner March 16, 2021
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Act consisting of two people, one must be a man. The man takes said "banana", and places it in his own anus. Proceeding to squish it while inside the anus until it reaches a nice warm mushy texture. Durring banana squishing, another man or women gives a reach around to the man with the banana. Just before he climazes he squeezes the banana from his anus into the recipients mouth, then turning around to exjaculate ontop of the banana.
The last chick I gave a banana cream pie to threw up.
by Enchilada Supreme November 09, 2008
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n. 1. A sexual position achieved by beating your meat so hard that you cannot stop jizzing and you jizz builds up on your pelvic region for so long that it looks like a banana cream pie. Requires a cock ring.
2. To take your aunts banana cream pie into the bathroom and jizz all over it and mix it together on thanksgiving... then you watch your siblings eat it and laugh silently.
1:"Man it feels so good to give myself a banana cream pie."
2:"dewd it's so funny when my brother eats banana cream pies on thanksgiving every year..."
by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006
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banana cream pie

When a man is fucking another man in the ass and he pulls out and cums on the other mans dick.
Man1: I'm about to cum!
Man2: Yeah baby, give me a banana cream pie.
Man1: Uhhhhnnnng!
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