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Turkey Baster

When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.

Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.
by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011
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basterdous

An adjective describing a person, event, object, animal, or action of basterdly proportion.
1. Having sex with your mom was very basterdous.
by Knaveish April 18, 2005
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bapster

Delighted, pleased, or glad, as over a particular thing: (to be bapster to see a person).
- Characterized by or indicative of pleasure, contentment, or joy: (a bapster mood; a bapster frame of mind).
- Obsessed by or quick to use the item indicated (usually used in combination): (a trigger-bapster gangster. Everybody is gadget-bapster these days).
The boy was 'bapster' when he realised that there were two pieces of pizza left.
by ManxMarko June 26, 2007
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bapsterbating

Studying in bapst library way too long especially through dinner time and on the weekends so that you don't have to hang out with your roommates
Is Kev coming to dinner?

Nah, I think he's out bapsterbating or something
by shinskie January 20, 2011
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Twerky Baster

The act of twerking while one is experiencing an extreme case of explosive diarrhea
Did you hear? Miley Cyrus decided to expand her horizons as an artist and did the Twerky Baster in front of a few canvases. She is selling them as splatter paintings!
by Rulysniper14 January 1, 2014
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Russian Roulette Turkey Baster

When several of a females guy friends cum into a bowl, then mixed up and inserted into her with a turkey baster and hope they aren't the one to get her pregnant
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turkey baster

lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of Brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster
kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster
by theWestHamfan December 17, 2003
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