brovaries

what you refer to when you want to kick a guy in the nuts if he is a pussy.

Jon: Check out Mike listening to that Ricky Martin Cd

Ashlee: You should go kick him in the brovaries

Jon: *kicks mike in nuts* see smart car

by blacksiteninja April 6, 2009

Brovaries

Male Testicles. Yep.

Chicks before Dicks!
Well, Brovaries before ovaries.
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by tedooooooooooo July 29, 2009

Choc-Caramel Balvarian

The act of a caramel goat sitting on the face of a black man who's tonuge proceeds to excite the goat causing an explosion of diarrhoea over his face. The resulting pile of dumpus on the black man resembles a choc caramel dessert.

Hey man, did you see black Craig today? I think he forgot to use his napkin after the Choc-Caramel Balvarian.

by Beastiallity October 5, 2011

Brovaries

the egg carrying reproductive sacs adjacent to ones mangina

dude, don't get your brovaries in a bunch

by Mr.Blackwell July 19, 2010

Barbariese

When someone is really really good at slow pitch Softball

That man is Barbariese and thats no doubt

by JRB June 12, 2005

BOYvaries

feminine aspect MANifested in testicular triumph only to get panties in a wad in the presence of misogynistic rape culture promoted by ignoramus FAEmale sorcery.

When That chick said"if you change your mind afterwards it wasn't 100% and that means it was RAPE!" ...it really hit Johnson right in the BOYvaries.

by Mist ear Meeseeks December 29, 2017

Brovaries

Noun. An individual 's (usually male) group of platonic female friends. Similar to "bros".

Bob liked visiting strip clubs with his brovaries.

by Allgoingtohell June 3, 2017