holy balogna

A well-endowed man

Mary: Jon, I'm leaving you for Marcus.
Jon: Why? What did I do?
Mary: Nothing! He just has the holy balogna

by notmy1stchoice December 26, 2010

Baloided

To be totally drunk, while browsing an internet forum, and making it so obvious, that everyone on the internet forum can tell.

Crispers: Dude, did you talk Cratic last night
tomspeople: No, why?
Crispers: He was totally Baloided.

by Falcon_snail November 29, 2011

Phoney Baloney

A substitute to the word "lie/s" and to a extent "bullshit". When presented with false-hood information and wanting to declare that all that was said is classified as a lie.

Whats with all the "phoney baloney" that your providing me with, I trusted you with my posessions and i blatantly see a dent on my car.

Thats "phoney baloney" to your claim of being hurt from my mini jab to your shoulder

by SquirrelPower February 17, 2008

Balltearer

When something is so god damn awesome that the only word to explain it is balltearer

Fuck that song was a serious balltearer

by PattyC09 December 2, 2009

stoney baloney

The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts

"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"

by King John the I April 17, 2009

Baleted

I'm fairly sure this was Homestar's failed mimicry of Strong Bad deleting e-mail in the Strong Bad e-mail episode where he leaves and Homestar comes into the room and cannot figure out the word "deleted".

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

bacot

It's an Indonesian word for "bullshit" you can also say "Bacot" if someone talks too much.

A : yo i talked to this girl yesterday, she's so hot, im taking her out this saturday
B : bacot! You were with me yesterday, we played Xbox all day long..

by N4dh1 February 21, 2018