balconing

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...

We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement

by balconer August 15, 2010

balcony

(n) when you stand, fully clothed, next to the one you love and put a hand down each other's trousers, thus forming a balcony with your arms.

Sometimes, when Kathleen and I fallout, we make a balcony as a pacifier.

by daveaux July 4, 2014

Ballzarian

A crazy gorilla that runs around naked in the wild. ballzarians are also bludgers.

Look at that little ballzarian running around, he has the hair of a gorilla

by Mawey July 30, 2019

A full balcony

A woman with ample breasts. Does not imply overly large, or surgically altered breasts, but a proportionately healthy woman who's well equipped for living.

Jane's full balcony made her t-shirt look just right. Laura's plastic surgeon gave her a full balcony: attractive home improvements just after the divorce.

by NewHavenFunnyGuy2 September 28, 2010

balzak

This is not slang. It is Dutch for "scrotum."

In the Netherlands, the pouch of skin and muscle that contains the testicles is called the balzak.

by TMD September 13, 2006

Ballzheimers

Repetitive fornication with previous partners forgoing all principle purposes for initial dissolution of the relationship to begin with.

"He went back to her again!?"

"Yeah...He has a serious case of Ballzheimers!"

by bamf269 August 14, 2012

ballzak

ballzak is a nickname for people who have the name Zak. Ballzaks usually think that they're strong, but in reality the can only bench bar. Ballzaks usually third wheel a lot and laugh at their own jokes.

Yo, ballzak just benched 20 pounds and he said that his pecs are "too big"

by BALLZAK July 3, 2015