Baking Cookies

The act of eating raw cookie dough while incredibly baked

I was so high last night that I pulled out a tub of cookie dough and started baking cookies.

by Jiveturkey January 17, 2013

baking cookies

getting extremely baked

Tess: Yeah, I'll be over at Allie's baking cookies.
Tess' mom: Alright, sounds like a healthy, wholesome pastime to me.

by sssssc August 14, 2006

baking cookies

The act of inserting ones nuts into a girls vigina, while the penis is left out.

I was baking cookies when this bitch pussy farted all over my nuts.

by farting machine man July 30, 2008

Bake Cookies

the act of smoking marijuana in a secretive realistic way

Hey there Nana, lets bake cookies?

by RebeccaCepeda September 28, 2008

Baking Cookies

Multiple hits to a web site which heats up its cookies ( those nasty tracking bits ) and often gets more advertising dollars accordingly.

The title of the story was a ruse for baking cookies and increasing revenue.

by dorkmier September 3, 2016

Mommy baked cookie

The absolute best type of cookie concievable... and it just so happens it's made by your mum

hey bro canz i have that cookie?

No way fucker, this is a mommy baked cookie

aww man...

by Trapdoor March 5, 2009

baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.

Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.

by This Is Not Simon March 11, 2012