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Carolina Clam Bake

After a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from Edisto to Charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long passed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 Jeep Cherokee you are riding in.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.
"Holy fucking shit, Sean!" exclaimed Ryan. "I have been trapped in this pussymobile for 3 hours and it is fucking killing me!"
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.
by *samIam* February 28, 2013
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Bakana

Bakana is Japanese for impossible or also used to highlight the ridiculousness of a situation. Bakana is frequently used in Anime and Manga.
Villain: Launches "sure to kill technique".
Hero: Dust Clears and hero is still standing. Usually makes snarky comment "that all ya got"
Villain: Bakana how are you still alive.
by QuellcristFalconer November 6, 2011
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I baked you a pie

Baked You a Pie is the opening scene of Asdfmovie2. It is about two men, and one baked the other a pie by saying Pie flavor.
Most commonly used by those random kids that sit next to you in class while talking to their friends.

It’s a meme.
Guy: I baked you a pie
Guy 2: oh boy what flavor?
by pontheaaaaaahhhh December 17, 2018
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bæn

*ring* *ring*
*Picks up the phone* Bæn?
No.
*starts sharting aggressively*
by Gonzium #1 Fan February 21, 2022
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BadEndFriends

Childhood cartoon characters that have suffered through major trauma and have transformed into a twisted version of themselves. There is a very short list of real BEFs, while many that are added by fans are unworthy of the title.
Bipper, a Dipper Pines possessed by Bill Cipher is one of the BadEndFriends.
by FrostBeast5 October 29, 2019
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Baengover

The hangover like symptoms you experience after leaving your Bae.
After leaving bae at the airport I am experiencing the worst baengover.

Can we have a girls night to get me over this baengover.

Leaving bae at school gives me the worst morning baengover.

Not seeing bae in so long is giving me a baengover.
by GtheKid April 15, 2015
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No Bake Oreo Truffles

When a guy dusts his balls in crushed up Oreo cookies (using semen as an adhesive) and proceeds to dunk them into the mouth of another individual while their mouth is filled with milk.
Carrie let me feed her some no bake oreo truffles last night after I got my nut off.
by Bitch Honey July 15, 2020
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