Bagletti Cleaver.

When you're out with your mates and one has the bag of Charlie you paid for but then it mysteriously disappears or he has suddenly "lost" it.

"Guys I seriously just had it in my wallet when I went to the toilet!" *asks the entire venue if they have seen a baggie layin around* ahhh R.I.P Bagletti Cleaver.

by Hectic_Megaboss June 12, 2019

Baguetting

The act of putting baguettes on every table you see.

Person a: “what are you doing

Person b: im baguetting

Person A: what is baguetting?

Person b: it’s just putting baguettes on every table I see

by It’smeyourfavouriteperson August 30, 2022

Baguetti

Masterbating so furiously with a bagel that it blows apart like spaghetti. Then it is fed to your significant other using semen as a white sauce.

Come over at 5, I’m making baguetti tonight

by Mr.Baguette March 1, 2019

baguetting

When u constantly speak french in an online gaming with an international chat. Even when u see that 99.9% from all around the world at least try to speak english. Even when u speak english perfectly. Just to annoy other people.

Also known as "kartoffeling" for Germans

Channel_123
Baguette: "Parlons français, alors personne ne nous comprend"
Chan123Reg: Pls stop baguetting! Baguette Channel is 121!

by HamberderDuck January 10, 2020

baguetting

the act of putting a baguette on every table/plate you can until you run out of baguettes (most commonly in a video games)

person A: yo you up for some baguetting later?
person B: oh sorry i ran out of baguettes last week when baguetting with "person c"
person A: you TRAITOR!

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

Baguetting

The act of aggressively hurling baguettes at a stranger who looks like they’re following you, usually as an improvised form of self-defense or pure chaotic energy.

Some dude kept tailing me after the metro, so I started baguetting him until he backed off.

by Nathan degenerous May 24, 2025