Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo.

"Bro my family believes in bagelism"
"Damn that's sad"

by Bagelterms December 3, 2020

Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo

"Did you hear that one guy honestly believes in bagelism."
"Wow people are crazy these days."

by Bagelterms December 3, 2020

Bagelist

Someone who holds a strong opinion of what constitutes an authentic bagel. The person rejects businesses and individuals who claims to make "bagels," yet simply produce rolls with holes that lack specific bagel attributes as defined by the "bagelist."

What do you mean Panera and Einstein Bros. don't make real bagels? You must be a bagelist.

by The Real Bagel Maven March 13, 2024