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Bangxiety
The fear held by many male students that they left a porn window open on their laptop, and when they open it in class it may be: A) seen by others (bad); B) start playing (worse); or C) start playing very loudly (worst). The fear usually does not manifest until the subject has actually left a window open to be discovered at least once.
"I had such bangxiety in Econ today. I checked that I had closed out of Youporn twice last night, but ever since I had to connect my laptop to the class projector for my Powerpoint, and I inadvertently shared my love of Gianna Michaels with all of my Psych class, I get really banxious."
Bangxiety by Snuffy6269 October 23, 2012
Banxiety
Incessantly checking your bank account balance for fear that checks won't clear due to a low balance.
Jack David: "Mom, stop looking at your IPhone. I've got to get to practice."
Mom: "Sorry, son, but I gotta check my account online. Ever since your Dad lost his job I got a bad case of banxiety."
Mom: "Sorry, son, but I gotta check my account online. Ever since your Dad lost his job I got a bad case of banxiety."
Banxiety by HotwheelsJD December 31, 2012
brexiety
brexiety by alethiophile March 21, 2019
Bagxiety
Getting caught in an ADHD/OCD Loop of which EDC Pack or Bag to most efficiently and comfortably carry all of the things your brain insists you need, even though YOU KNOW you’re going to use maybe 7% of it, yet you can’t stop packing and unpacking different bags until it drives you crazy!
Sorry I was late, my bagxiety kicked in and I lost track of time. But if anyone happens to need a portable battery pack and a USB-C charging cord. (Pats small but unwieldy looking fanny pack) we got ya covered!
Bagxiety by DJB STUDIOS December 6, 2023
balanxiety
That anxious feeling when you’re a broke-ass piece of shit, and you tap your card not knowing if the balance in your account can cover your purchase. Many people with entry level jobs feel this way every time they buy something.
This feeling precipitates claiming “there must be something wrong with this machine!” before walking away empty handed, feeling shame.
This feeling precipitates claiming “there must be something wrong with this machine!” before walking away empty handed, feeling shame.
There it is again, that gnawing balanxiety feeling, she thought to herself. Christ I hope I can afford these Fritos.
balanxiety by whoneedsgravy December 30, 2023