ballentine

When your boss puts a condom on in his car before he comes in to fuck you.

Hey man you just got the Ballentine for not filling all the paperwork out

by Xxcupcakes2012xx February 2, 2016

Balentine’s Day

An additional day to Valentine’s Day on January 22nd because your girlfriend claims she needs an extra Valentine’s Day

Emma: I can’t wait for Balentine’s Day!
Nick: Do you mean Valentine’s Day?
Emma: No, Balentine’s day, it’s today. I need it now.

by The Urban Dictionary person g January 23, 2021

Ballantyne

Ballantyne is the surname of a total eshay, lad, pussy destroyer, is the most fucking awesome guy ever. His dick is at least 69 inches. And tittes fuckes all the bids

Hot Girl- Mr. Ballantyne just gave me anal
Another Hot Girl- I wish I was so you.

by 123 Fake Street March 17, 2015

Ashley Ballantyne

A very beautiful girl. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. She is unique and very comfortable to be with. She has glasses but wears contacts, she is beautiful with both on. She is very popular but only lets a few friends be her bestfriends. If you meet her, consider yourself a lucky person. Don't ever break her heart. She's very tough. Her sense of humor makes her very awesome. She has a awesome sense of style. She is one of my bestfriends.

YOU; Woah, are you a Ashley Ballantyne?

Ashley Ballantyne; Why yes I am. :)

YOU; Cool.

by ItalianTomato September 8, 2011

Lanaye Ballantyne

Very beautiful, brown beautiful eyes, and nice hair. Her herself is very awesome. Her humor is one of the best. Comfortable to be around. Consider yourself lucky if you ever meet her. She is one of my bestfriends. She deserves better then what people give her. Very unique.

YOU; Woah, are you a Lanaye Ballantyne?

Lanaye Ballantyne; Yes, yes I am. 8D

YOU; Cool.

by ItalianTomato September 8, 2011

ballanine chain

when you stick your fingers up ones asshole, then that person (the recipient of the fingers) licks the fingers, therefore licking their own asshole shit.

-Hey bro, last night i gave that girl i hooked up with a ballanine chain.

- no way

-ya, i was so hammered

by J-Weez888 December 6, 2010

Balentine`s day

The day after Valentine`s day, when you celebrate your male friends! Single or not!

Happy Balentine`s day!

by Mishoman13 February 2, 2019