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Babydaddy Welfare

Unearned, untaxed INCOME paid to a babymama, which comes from a babydaddy--in an amount that is sufficient to support the babymama and her shopping addiction, babymama's criminal boyfriends, and babymama's spawn from other babydaddies.
My three Babydaddy Welfare checks came today! Time to hit the sale at Penney's and the nail shop, so I can begin to prowl for my seventh husband, cuz I'm almost done with my sixth divorce! As soon as I pay off my attorney, I'm gonna use the Babydaddy Welfare checks to pay for my new boobies and some Botox (that I desperately need).
by justpaythebills March 3, 2011
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deadbeat baby daddy

Man who sweet-talks his way into your life and bed, gets you pregnant, and then reveals all his shitty baggage while you're pregnant. Man with multiple babymamas, and while he's swearing he'll be there for you, he never sees his kids...and you wonder why.
A deadbeat baby daddy is a man who gets a woman pregnant but after the child is born, doesn't see the need to help out with what he helped create. A man who sleeps while you're up with the crying child at night. A man who will spend your last dime on alcohol when he knows that the baby needs diapers. A man who puts his hands on you one night so you have to flee your own home with the child in tow, but then blows up your phone with text messages about how he wants to talk and how he loves and misses you. Um, how about just being a man and changing your life?
by DoingMe2010 November 7, 2010
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Bitter baby daddy

You left him and he still can accept you don't want him. He will not do anything for that child because you don't want him. If you called him for some dick he gone come running. Ask him for something for his child you not gone hear back
My bitter baby daddy I will not give him this goods
by Plain.janelala June 20, 2017
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Baby Daddy Bill

A guy that has fathered at least 4 children with 4 different women, and supports none of them financially.
How can he afford that car payment, with all those kids? Nah, he doesn't support those kids... he's basically just the sperm donor... That's Baby Daddy Bill!
by C-Money666 January 10, 2020
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baby daddy

Short for "Baby's Daddy". The father of your child, whom you did not marry, and with whom you are not currently involved.
by snarkette April 23, 2003
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not the baby daddy dance

The dance that black and white males do when they realize they are not the daddy of a baby from a whore they slept with twice. This can often be seen on the Maury show when a paternity test is taken. Often the mother says she is 125% sure to 250% the baby is his, but then is shut down as the man performs the baby daddy dance.
Maury: you are not the father
Man: ahhh damn wacth me dance this one out
woman:its lying its not true i was 200% shore

" djew see that guy bust that not the baby daddy dance? yeah he played that one right out.
by purplestickypunch88 May 24, 2007
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Deadbeat baby daddy

A male who you are not in a relationship with but provided you his sperm to produce a child he doesn't help you take care of.
Yea girl I asked this deadbeat baby daddy of mines for a few dollars for his child and he gon say he aint got it. Nigga never got no money when it comes to these kids.
by Riri D January 19, 2017
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