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Baby Cannon

A Mormon girl who gets married solely for the purpose of having sex and thus leading to her shooting babies out of her vagina similar to a rapid-fire cannon.
Dude 1: "Dude, Jamie is getting married in like a month"
Dude 2: "Oh shit, she is gonna be a baby cannon in no time!"
by The Hungry Hungry Hippoes March 5, 2009
mugGet the Baby Cannonmug.

clean the baby cannon

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.
by redheadbass January 13, 2013
mugGet the clean the baby cannonmug.

rancid baby cannon

Describing the vagina of a less than civilised individual: see also "three hole shuffle" also see "punched lasagne"

Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding
Dude, we all know what she's had where, rancid baby cannon alert
by clitoralwindowwiper May 14, 2016
mugGet the rancid baby cannonmug.

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