baby giraffe

being so drunk that while walking you resemble a newly born giraffe

scott you were smashed on the weekend , you were walking around like a baby giraffe

by supergmoney87 September 9, 2011

baby giraffe

A dance move done by having your legs shoulder width apart , hands infront of you palms down with elbows locked and then sticking out your booty. So named as it looks like a giraffe is giving birth.

After going to the zoo, at the concert later the only dance move I could do was the baby giraffe.

by _that_slut December 1, 2007

Baby giraffe

A baseball pitcher who adopts a delivery in which his arms and legs are flailed about excessively to create deception.

That Kyle Hansen from St. John's has a motion that reminds me of a baby giraffe — he's got arms and legs coming at the batter.

by GoWithGilberto October 20, 2012

baby giraffe syndrome

1) a ficticious man-made attempt at an ego boost.

2) the moment of: "a momentary loss of leg control due to strenuous activity."

Dude 1: "So I was totally banging this chick, and afterwards she asked for more water. So I made her get out of bed to grab some. And, she totally fell over, had no control of her legs..."

Dude 2: "Dude, she has baby giraffe syndrome.

Dude 3: "Dude, I know, it was awesome..."

by Mikey Pow Pow April 14, 2010

baby giraffe

hot friendly nice lovely handsome amazing happy person! jumps like a frog, soccer king. kicks soccer balls into questionable places and hates chinese like most people, also very for english, namely rei🦒😎☝️🥵✨

the baby giraffe is the rarest animal you will find!

by strawbewwycheesecake April 30, 2021

baby giraffe

hot friendly nice lovely handsome amazing happy person! jumps like a frog, soccer king. kicks soccer balls into questionable places and hates chinese like most people, also very fond of english, namely rei🦒😎☝️🥵✨

the baby giraffe is the rarest animal you will find!

by strawbewwycheesecake April 30, 2021

baby giraffe

Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

"What is wrong with you? You're like a baby giraffe!"

by JuicyFruitSnacks May 20, 2021