badge that ferret

taking ownership and sexual conquest of another's genitalia--most often but not exclusively a female's.

Holy shit! wipe that smile off your face--did you just badge that ferret?

by sir spamalot August 30, 2012

badge whore

Someone who buys a car solely for the image the car's brand projects. They usually can only barely afford the car.

Typical badge whore cars are the Mercedes Benz CLA and B Class, BMW 1 Series, and Audi A3.

The only people who would buy the front-wheel-drive CLA are badge whores.

by El Capitan Clowno February 24, 2018

chufty badge

an invisible badge of honour to award something insignificant

girl "hey did you hear I won 3rd place in the egg and spoon race"

boy "yeah, so what, do you want a chufty badge or someat?"

by setanta78 July 16, 2010

Badge Sucker

A person, male or female, sexually attracted to badge-wielding authority figures.

Ellen: That cop was hot!
Meg: That fat one? With the greasy moustache?
Ellen: Yeah!
Meg: You are such a Badge Sucker.

by Moontos December 31, 2006

Douche Badge

A material possession or human being that is coveted by a douche bag; especially blue jeans with ass-pocket embroidery.

Anything that ornaments the skin, body parts or vehicles of one who is considered to be a douche bag.

"He is an army of one fighting a war with himself and all he has to show for it is that douche badge"

by Glubglubber April 21, 2010

fat badge

A stain on your clothing, especially a shirt, resulting from the sloppy eating of greasy food. Any greasy stain on clothing.

1. After winning the corn-dog eating contest, Carl wore his fat badge with pride, knowing that no detergent known to man would ever remove it.

2. Ah, I guess I'll throw this shirt out... I don't want anyone to see my fat badge.

by Lustrasilk September 10, 2006

Bavage

Beast and a savage

That kid is a total bavage.

by Bavagesam August 22, 2016