Bazelgeuse

Noun Loud, obnoxious person who always has to be involved in everything. The only way to clue them in to the fact that they're unwanted is to throw shit at them.

"Ugh. That bazelgeuse showed up at the party AGAIN. He never shuts up and he never leaves. He finally fucked off after the cheerleaders all threw their beers at him."

by NoNotThatOne January 16, 2019

Bazerball

Indoor 5 a side football player at edge hill on a Tuesday night

Hey Oli are you playing bazerball tonight?

by bazerharry May 1, 2020

Bazexual

A Bisexual who does not know it yet. Usually typified by dressing as an old man, ruining steamed vegetables, and checking out male packages.

We caught that bazexual steaming vegetables last night.

by Uncle Tom Clifford January 22, 2008

Bazel

Has sweet loving adorable character that will make you smile every time you see him. He will always come to you first when you need someone the most. Most of all he's a play boy and gets all the women because of his unbearable cuteness

You: Oh my gosh its bazel
Bazel: Hello!

Everyone melts

by Vancoray January 13, 2020

bazerka

Totally insane person, usually bearded with a disregard for trolls but a love of goats

I am positvely sure Bazerka just nuked that troll!

by ZaPpeh September 29, 2003

jazen wang bazen Hwang

Jazen wang bazen Hwang will be your bro for life!!!!! He is the coolest dude on the planet and he always invites good viiiiiiiiiiibes!!! I would literally suck his cock if I could, and stay on my knees whenever he commands it!! cuz he's so good looking!!!!!!!!!! If you ever run into a Jazen wang bazen Hwang then hold on for dear life, bcuz he is someone that can make u scream in the sheets, but make your heart throb in the streets.

Love,

Jetsin

Jetsin: I wanna fucking suck jazen wang Bazen Hwang
Samson: Dude! No fucking way your that gay!!!
Jetsin: Sorry, my hormones get so out of wack when mr bazen is around!!!
Samson: I know he's SUCH a heartthrob !!
Jetsin: I want him to pierce my asshole, and call me Fidel.

by jetty sinner April 11, 2021

Bazenga

It's a Kenyan slug used to mean that one is a beast in something

I am a bazenga in fifa

by Thau May 11, 2020