Brewer

1. Guy who gets drunk, gets naked, and makes out with the hottest girl around.
2. Guy who has a huge cock, likes to drink and party hard.

Guy 1. What happened last night?
Guy 2. Dude, you went full Brewer last night.
Guy 1. I did? What all did I do?
Guy 2. You don't remember? You went to Brittany and made out with her then after about 2 mins you and her went to the room upstairs and made her Moab the entire night.
Guy 1. I did? Damn.
Guy 2. She is still in the upstairs room.

Guy 1. How did I get down here then?
Guy 2. You went down stairs to grab another beer and after the first sip you passed out naked on the with the beer still in your hand not spilled.

by Guy who knows everything 24/7 March 17, 2017

Brewer

A penis in the grimey sense... that hasn't been cleaned in a while, cheesy with some chavy genital herpes on the side.

DB in PS. Brewer is disgusting and repulsive.

by Joeleo November 17, 2006

Brewer

A young stoner male with giant penis and has a lot of hoes but is humble and will make females cum.

Brewers got me high then he fucked me and his dick was so big it hurt.

by Campbell1 September 14, 2017

Brewer

guy who makes beer and smokes weed

hey brewer I'll give $1,000 for your beer and weed!

by Hdjska August 26, 2016

brewer

An unexpected and uncontrollable fluctuation in your vocal pitch and tone. Often occurs midword (especially during puberty.) In rare circumstances, the condition can recur in later life causing amusement and embarrassment.

"hello, how are you? My name is *BREWer*"
"Oh, don't worry, you just brewered"

by Sergent Brewer April 15, 2010

brewer

creepy person, gives off a creepy vibe

that guy keeps looking at me, he's sucha brewer

by sqqqquaddd December 13, 2014

Brewer

Guy who makes beer and smokes weed

Hey brewer can I have some?

by Hdjska August 26, 2016