Male or female that enjoys the female genitalia also known as a "box". They hunt like a fox to find their next box
by Inez and Machelle November 2, 2005
Get the box fox mug.One of the most boring place to live in Massachusetts. Boxford is the one and only place where the tree population and bug population outnumber the human population by at least 100 to 1. There is usually a mile between each house and neighbors only see each other occasionally, at the local library, church, at the community store dubed "Jacks"/"Waynes", or when they manage to escape to modern civilization. Modern cvilization, however, is at least 15 minutes (by car) away in every direction.
Desiring to live in Boxford (aka Bugsford) usually means that one has a strong dislike of humankind and doesn't mind insects of every shape and size living along side them in the woods.
by Anonymous10 July 1, 2005
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...When we return, Bill O'Reilly has an interview with Lebanese bankers who claim to have ties to Hillary Clinton.
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Continuing our story, Hillary Clinton injects herself with BOFOX and denies claims that she is supporting terrorism by funneling campaign money through a bank in her former home state of Arkansas the supports terrorism and funds Al Quaeda. This smacks of her flip flop on the Iraq war vote. Viewers who don't want to speak out of both sides of their mouths like Hillary need to turn the sound down to diminish the effects of BOFOX and prevent the chance of an overdose.
(CUT TO COMMERCIAL) HEAD ON!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!! HEAD ON!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!! HEAD ON!! I LOVE YOUR PRODUCT BUT I HATE YOUR COMMERCIALS!! (Return to air)
Continuing our story, Hillary Clinton injects herself with BOFOX and denies claims that she is supporting terrorism by funneling campaign money through a bank in her former home state of Arkansas the supports terrorism and funds Al Quaeda. This smacks of her flip flop on the Iraq war vote. Viewers who don't want to speak out of both sides of their mouths like Hillary need to turn the sound down to diminish the effects of BOFOX and prevent the chance of an overdose.
by Gunner Mench July 8, 2007
Get the bofox mug.The most random place in Massachusettes to live. People in the neighboring areas are under the impression that people in Boxford live in a box and drive a ford car. On the contrary people in boxford live in nice big houses and drive nice cars.
by boredinboxford June 19, 2006
Get the boxford mug.One of the most boring place to live in Massachusetts. Boxford is the one and only place where the tree population and bug population outnumber the human population by at least 100 to 1. There is usually a mile between each house and neighbors only see each other occasionally, at the local library, church, at the community store dubed "Jacks"/"Waynes", or when they manage to escape to modern civilization. Modern cvilization, however, is at least 15 minutes (by car) away in every direction.
Desiring to live in Boxford (aka Bugsford) usually means that one has a strong dislike of humankind and doesn't mind insects of every shape and size living along side them in the woods.
by Anonymous10 July 2, 2005
Get the Boxford mug.Boxford is what one says when he or she wishes to describe a place so torturous it causes suicides, although one must be careful on how/where they commit such an act because if they are not, the over-eager Nazi force will swarm like flies over a dead deer carcass to the scene of the crime. They react in this way because Crime itself hath decided Boxford is not worthy of its time.
Chuck: Hey, man. Did you hear about Joe?
Devendra: No dude, what happened?
Chuck: The Boonies finally got to him...he shot himself last night down by Nevergoingtofuckingend River.
Devendra: Actually I hear something about a kid doing that. That's just too bad.
Chuck: The worst part is, Officers LongMo, Hazelnut, & Norlando have declared it a homocide.
Devendra: Didn't he leave a suicide note?
Chuck: Yeah well, that's what happens when Crime meets Boxford...heads roll.
Devendra: No dude, what happened?
Chuck: The Boonies finally got to him...he shot himself last night down by Nevergoingtofuckingend River.
Devendra: Actually I hear something about a kid doing that. That's just too bad.
Chuck: The worst part is, Officers LongMo, Hazelnut, & Norlando have declared it a homocide.
Devendra: Didn't he leave a suicide note?
Chuck: Yeah well, that's what happens when Crime meets Boxford...heads roll.
by Cleverly Moved Out Of Boxford! May 13, 2007
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