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bouldered

a term used to describe the state of being so high, you are beyond stoned.
nic hadn't smoked all day, so to treat himself, he got so stoned he became bouldered.
by glittatitz March 29, 2017
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Bouldered.

"Bro, your stoned oi!"

"Naaah geee. I'm not just stoned, im BOULDERED."
by Taimana12 September 20, 2009
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bouldered out of your bonzai

The extream version of being "stoned out of your tree" Think big stone, little tree, therefore really bloody high.
After 4 buckets, I was so bouldered out of my bonzai that the Fox lineup was amusing...
by mangopeach August 24, 2005
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boulder shoulder

when a mans shoulders are so big they look like theyre from minecraft
hey blake you have boulder shoulder
by dereki long nuts March 3, 2015
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Punch the boulder

Similar to "Jump the Shark" or "nuke the fridge", this idiom is used to describe when a videogame has begun its decadence or a period of bad quality. Named after the events in the final level of Resident Evil 5 when Chris Redfield shows impossible levels of human strength when he punches a boulder in a freaking volcano. It's important to mention that these moments aren't guilty of the changing direction (for worse) of a videogame saga but rather a symbol of it.
Oh my gosh, I thought this game was just campy but after the cutscenes it has definitely came to its "Punch the boulder" moment.
by Bhzrdgeek1719 June 13, 2021
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bordered

swear to god, definitely true, not lying; originated in northeast massachusetts
"I crashed my car today."
"You did?"
"Bordered"
"True, true."
by lepelope October 13, 2003
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Punch the boulder

The video game equivalent to "Jump the Shark" (TV series) and "Nuke the fridge" (movies) describing a bizarre/ridiculous event in a work or franchise after which it all went downhill. Most people tend to just use "Jump the shark" for all media because our brain space is limited. Originates from Resident Evil 5 (a series which ironically came back strong with part 7).
They made Sonic kiss a human princess?!? It couldn't possibly punch the boulder any harder, what were they thinking???
by Alias_X_ August 25, 2021
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