by 99problemsx May 13, 2011
Get the ek bok lie mug.To jerk off immensely in a rapid movment. Your penis (chicken) is being shaked (bok). When doing it long enough your chicken will be inlarged,and soon the chicken will produce hatchlings.
by Grade a material April 20, 2014
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The dirtiest of all sex positions, involving:
- Mint toothpaste
- Blueberry pie
- Wrench
- Football pump
- 1 Pubic hair of a middle aged Asian
1. Poor the toothpaste all over the schlong.
2. Place wrench horizontally in ass crack to ensure widest opening.
3. Insert the blueberry pie into the whole without causing any damage.
4. Pump the blueberry pie with the football pump until it has reached full capacity.
5. Slide into that blueberry pie like you slide into Elon Musk’s dms.
6. Once the blueberry pie has exploded, use the pubic hair to carefully remove your schlong.
Caution:
Performing the Luca Bok more than once will result in death.
Warning:
By performing the Luca Bok, you will not be able to sit for about 3 months due to the friction and stretch-marks.
- Mint toothpaste
- Blueberry pie
- Wrench
- Football pump
- 1 Pubic hair of a middle aged Asian
1. Poor the toothpaste all over the schlong.
2. Place wrench horizontally in ass crack to ensure widest opening.
3. Insert the blueberry pie into the whole without causing any damage.
4. Pump the blueberry pie with the football pump until it has reached full capacity.
5. Slide into that blueberry pie like you slide into Elon Musk’s dms.
6. Once the blueberry pie has exploded, use the pubic hair to carefully remove your schlong.
Caution:
Performing the Luca Bok more than once will result in death.
Warning:
By performing the Luca Bok, you will not be able to sit for about 3 months due to the friction and stretch-marks.
Average Chungus: “I did the Luca Bok yesterday!”
Average Sid: “Oh my god, you dirty animal!”
Average Chungus: “I can’t sit anymore but it was worth it.”
Average Sid: “Where did you get the instruments?”
Average Chungus: “Oh I had them all in my closet! Can you believe it?”
Average Sid: “Oh I can.”
Average Sid: “Oh my god, you dirty animal!”
Average Chungus: “I can’t sit anymore but it was worth it.”
Average Sid: “Where did you get the instruments?”
Average Chungus: “Oh I had them all in my closet! Can you believe it?”
Average Sid: “Oh I can.”
by BeetrootBoy69 July 2, 2020
Get the Luca Bok mug.Another form of "gwai lo" used to rudely describe white people. Literally means "white ghost" in cantonese.
by chilese November 7, 2009
Get the bok gwai mug.A word that replaces the boring term sex or a euphemism when talking with your friends to do with anything sexual.
Did you bok choy with her?
Let's go get some bok choy tonight!
I need my bok choy now!
Do you like your bok choy hard or soft?
Let's go get some bok choy tonight!
I need my bok choy now!
Do you like your bok choy hard or soft?
by James Zenger October 28, 2006
Get the bok choy mug.Useless banter. To talk when no one cares. Usually used in succession..bok bok bok. It is kind of like the adults speaking in Charlie Brown. They are talking, but no one is listening.
by Pepe September 28, 2004
Get the bok mug.More a feat of strength than a sexual act. A woman assumes the horse-stance position and inserts a raw egg fully inside her birth canal. The man (usually) sits cross-legged in front of her with complete concentration. After proper chi is harnessed, the man will strike one blow to the woman's taint (space between vagina and asshole). If this is performed correctly, the egg will break within the womb and only the yolk will ooze out, fully in tact. This is very similar to the Dim Mak (touch of death) in the hit Jean-Claude Van Damme movie, Bloodsport.
After much practice, young Methusula was finally able to egg bok his soon-to-be-bride in front of the entire village; proving his worth and skill.
by Steve Jouflas January 15, 2009
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