bleach the kangaroo skull

to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.

I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.

by Mr. Dyche March 28, 2009

drink bleach

-Drink Bleach - Essentially telling someone that you want them "fuck off" but in a more vile way of putting it.
-The phrase can also be used in a way that you would rather "Drink Bleach", than do something else that seems unpleasant.

Someone cusses you out. - A simple 2 word response might be "Drink Bleach". You are telling them that you want them to "fuck off" and die at the same time.

by Hermes Herms October 24, 2007

Bleach

1. hella clean
2. synonym fo gasoline

1. That track was bleach.
2. "I spit bleach, I'ma leave you all blonde" ~Birge

by uclAB March 12, 2010

bleach job

When someone wearing Crest whitestrips (or other teeth whitening product) performs fellatio.

Maggie swallowed one of her Aquafresh white trays while giving Doug a bleach job.

by scoges July 17, 2009

drink bleach

1.commonly used used when someone pisses you off or you just don't like them at all

2. harsh way of saying kill yourself

Jeff: just drink bleach

by so dank December 6, 2016

brain bleach

Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.

1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.
2: Have some Brain Bleach!

by Andikun December 5, 2007

blabalanche

A torrent of words that you are not interested in hearing.

Usually occurs during phone calls, skype calls, and powerpoint presentations

The only reason I don't call my parents is because a blabalanche is sure to commence!

by QuakePhil February 22, 2011