sexual term; A masta blasta or master blaster is when you have the biggest ejaculation in your your entire life. Usually happens on face but in other words, biggest load you ever had
dude 1: Dude i did a masta blasta on my girlfriend yesterday she almost drowned.
Dude 2: You have to be more careful one more like that and she will drown.
Dude 3: OH SHIT
Dude 2: You have to be more careful one more like that and she will drown.
Dude 3: OH SHIT
by moshi182 June 18, 2009
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adj; British slang for the sort of portable stereo Americans call a "boom box" or "ghetto blaster".
Masta Blasta;
adj; A term used to describe someone who's quite exceptional at whatever they do, regardless of what it is.
DeeJay: A person who's whole responsibility is to make a crowd of people dance and enjoy the night. If a party fails for whatever reason the DJ is usually the scapegoat.
Disc Jockey: A DJ who mixes with vinyl records.
Digital Jockey: A DJ who mixes with CD's or a laptop.
adj; British slang for the sort of portable stereo Americans call a "boom box" or "ghetto blaster".
Masta Blasta;
adj; A term used to describe someone who's quite exceptional at whatever they do, regardless of what it is.
DeeJay: A person who's whole responsibility is to make a crowd of people dance and enjoy the night. If a party fails for whatever reason the DJ is usually the scapegoat.
Disc Jockey: A DJ who mixes with vinyl records.
Digital Jockey: A DJ who mixes with CD's or a laptop.
DeeJay Blasta
1: That DeeJay Blasta he plays ok music;
2: Who the f*ck was that DJ? His music was so bad my ears started to hurt!
1: That DeeJay Blasta he plays ok music;
2: Who the f*ck was that DJ? His music was so bad my ears started to hurt!
by Wizard Boy January 23, 2011
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Orange Blastaphon is an alcoholic beverage consisting of three ingredients. It is 3 parts Crystal Weiss beer and one part gin and one part Fresca, Wink, or Squirt. Sounds terrible but it is actually refreshingly delicious.
Last night Jim made Dave and I Orange Blastaphons and then we went out and got Gorilla Farts at the bar to thank us for letting him use our hatchet for his fire pit and to celebrate Tim coming out of the closet and finally admiting his ultra gayness.
by Sir Mungs Alot February 19, 2009
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When a person’s behaviour goes beyond people’s expectations of them and reflects their internal values to the world. They are somewhat what crude but must be admired for their manic enthusiasm and energy . Legend Bastard.
When a person’s behaviour goes beyond people’s expectations of them and reflects their internal values to the world. They are somewhat what crude but must be admired for their manic enthusiasm and energy . Legend Bastard.
Jack’s some legend, isn’t he!!
Ah yeah, but sometimes he can act like a bit of a bastard too.
Yeah he’s definitely a legend bastard.
Ah yeah, but sometimes he can act like a bit of a bastard too.
Yeah he’s definitely a legend bastard.
by Legend_Bastard April 16, 2015
Get the Legend Bastard mug.A Bastard Bedworth is a type of bet used when playing roulette in a casino. By placing 6 chips on the splits of numbers 5/8, 10/11, 13/16, 23/24, 27/30 and 33/36. By doing this it is possible to cover 1/3 of a section of the wheel. This bet is also referred to as 'Tier' in European casinos
Millie was Bastard Bedworth Betting and won 8 times in a row, lucky!
Danny was upset because he placed a huge amount on a Bastard Bedworth and lost all his money
Danny was upset because he placed a huge amount on a Bastard Bedworth and lost all his money
by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014
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by Telephony May 13, 2013
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