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Blazing Bagel

The act of placing a bagel onto one's penis, lighting it on fire, having sex with a girl, then the girl eating the bagel.
Matt: Whoa! Dude I gave my girl a blazing bagel last night, it was amazing!

Travis: Dude, that's insane I am gonna try that tomorrow!
by CrazyBusRide February 10, 2010
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Child Bearing Hips

The shape of the hips and pelvic region of certain females which trigger a man's innate sense of carnal attraction to women who display the ability to bear children
Though she was a shambles from face to life, those child bearing hips drew men like hounds on the trail of heat.
by BabbaFats January 9, 2017
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Goober Bearing

A device that allows constrained relative motion between two parts using a plasma-like Goo. The bearing exploits viscous fluid properties and provides a thin membrane of Goo for frictionless motion in a desired axis.
"The Goober bearing is the technological marvel of the 21st century, it will be the standard in future Oil-Car designs."

"Don't forget to use your hand-gloves when removing the Goooober Beearing"

"Here we are! The appropriate diameter of the Goober Bearing is 92.9 92mm"

"SO you have a shaft! It requires a Goober Bearing to provide motion in the Goober elements."
by GerlzandCarz November 30, 2011
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pink blazing

Hiking or trekking a trail and adjusting your speed to meetup with a female of romantic or sexual interest, often doing things above and beyond what a normal decent person would do.
“Now he’s carrying her backpack because she said it was heavy”
“Yup, she’s totally encouraging his pink blazing too”
by mogydee July 9, 2018
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Blaking

the act of masturbating excessively due to laziness or difficulty in finding pussy.
Ever since Arton got rejected by Tamara, he just spends all night blaking off at home.
by Emonster17 December 2, 2010
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blazing sloth

A slow human that is usually blazed. He/She plays clash of clans frequently.
"Stop acting like a blazing sloth."
"Get off of your tablet you blazing sloth."
by Kiop765 February 24, 2014
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blazing buddies

Friends you smoke with commonly, usually 3 people or more. Which involve sharing marijuana and passing the smoking device to one another.
Hey blazing buddies, pass the bud and the bowl.
by Tactics November 17, 2007
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