Björking

Menstrual period occurring in males during which blood evacuates through the head of the penis.

Sorry, I can't go swimming, I'm björking this month.

by Meow'Dib September 4, 2010

bjöing

Used to define the sound of a Swedish spring when it is undergoing springification

Person 1: swedish springs be like
Person 2: bjöing

by Javanico March 17, 2021

Björk

1. The most creative artist of this era. One of the greatest poets and writers ever.
2. The genre which includes only one singer: (guess who!)

1. Remember the ümlaut in Björk!
2. Bob: What genre is Björk?
Me: er, Björk

by Mother Ocenia September 6, 2005

Bjorchestra

(noun) The accompanying orchestra of the artist Bjork. They usually are in accompanyment with her on the stage, and also dress in bizarre outfits. (Not to be confused with Bjorkestra)

Bjork performed with the Bjorchestra at the Big Day Out 2008

by Danbob January 23, 2008

get björned

To get björned is a way to get pranked, like "hah you just got björned by björn" its a verb form of the swedish word for bear.

get björned.

You just got björned i will now die. get björned

by getBJör February 10, 2023

Bjoern

Usually a funny guy who makes you laugh and close your eyes & *snap* you're getting whipped by a 8 inch cock.

Damn, look at this Björn!

Damn he looks like a Bjoern!

by savage422usual January 31, 2020

Björgasm

The strangely sexual noises that Björk makes when lyrics can't quite convey how she feels, notably the screams in 'It's Oh So Quiet' and in 'Coccoon' where she seems to be singing throughout climax.

'whoooooooooo would have aaaaaaaaah ahhh ah ah' *heavy breathing*

example of a björgasm

by can'treallytalk February 25, 2011