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Indian Birthmark

After committing coitus with a woman on her menstrual cycle, the male partner removes his phallus from the vagina, and thumps the blood covered head of it on his female partners forehead.
After Jay rawdogged me while I was on my period, he mushroom stamped my forehead, leaving me with an Indian Birthmark.
by It's Mac tonight baby! January 10, 2025
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BIRTHDANK

🔥 A STONER version of BIRTHDAY

🔥 A celebration of when you first try

anything DANK
🔥 Happy BIRTHDANK ..man
by ClassicRonnie July 29, 2019
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birthmasday present

A present that unfortunate kids like me must get when you want something that the family can only afford if you combine your birthday present money with your Christmas present money. Thus, you don't get anything for one of those holidays.
"Dude, how did you get that iPod Touch?"

*sigh* "It was a birthmasday present."
by myketuna December 29, 2007
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birthmas

The period from about December 20th - January 5th in which a person's birthday may fall and they get a "Christmas/Birthday Present". I.E. They get one present for their birthday and Christmas instead of two due to their birthday falling so close to the holiday.
I got screwed again on presents this year...my mom decided to get me a birthmas present to make her holiday shopping easier and cheaper.
by NEPA Diva December 28, 2008
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Bitchmark

-verb: sleeping with a teacher or professor with the apparent intent of getting a better mark on a paper or exam. When student-initiated, often orchestrated with the same cunning characteristic of the Machiavellian German statesman Otto von Bismarck.
Kaz: How did Lucida do so well on her economics test?
Harmony: Oh, she fully bitchmarked Mr Jones.
Kaz: Makes sense. She's scheming like that.
Harmony: Ya, and hot.

OR

Ms Tululia: Hey Armand, wanna bitchmark tonight? I'll give you 100 on your IB extended essay.
Armand: Um, you're 60 years old, woman, but ya, I'll bitchmark, I need the marks, bitch.
by Jorgitooo February 9, 2009
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