Birdwatcher

1. term used to describe the creepy man at the bar staring at girls everyone knows he cannot get.
2. a little pussy/bitch who thinks he is tough, but would act hurt if a scuffle ever broke out.
3. Prez

as used by the dub p boys. Anthony, Ian, Chris and Dan

What a birdwatcher Peacock is. . . he stayed on the bench and "birdwatched" as we all fought.

by Soupy Campbell December 28, 2008

birdwatcher

a guy who hangs out in public bathrooms to look at other guys penis.

10 empty urinals and the damn birdwatcher is gonna come pee right next to me.

by mademan007 October 11, 2008

birdwatching

looking at a man's dick

That man be birdwatching.

by Bigg Dawg October 14, 2008

Birdwatching

The act of smoking weed.

Girl "hey lets go birdwatching back in the woods tommorow"

boy "alright, ill supply the weed"

by Anonoymusssss November 24, 2006

birdwatching

1) The act of disobeying a track (or XC) coaches orders and going for runs in trails, forests, mountains, or people's backyards for sport.

2) The act of observing flying beasts in the wilderness

3) To be extremely bored (See Def. #2)

4) The act of damming a river (See Def. #3)

Hayden and Brayden went birdwatching in the woods because they liked to build dams in the river.

by bigtrailrunner June 11, 2011

birdwatching

Refers to a particular bird: the swallow. In reference to the above definition.

Birdwatching will cost you extra.

by Xylenz August 20, 2004

Birdwatching

Vigilantly looking to find a girlfriend when out with friends.

Boys, we goin' birdwatching tonight, gonna get some birds.

by notjackstein August 6, 2021