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BHD

AKA Back-of-Head Disapointment
When looking at someone who appears to be rather hot from behind, and then he or she turns around and you discover he/she is defintly not.
Elisa: OMG wut a cutie
(Turns around)
Jenah: Ew, what a BHD that was
by Song and a Dance August 25, 2008
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Black Hole Discussion (BHD)

An argument on social media that spirals into nothingness
This political thread is a Black Hole Discussion (BHD); I'm out
by rebelrebel92 January 25, 2017
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BHD

Bad Hair Day

Men will never know what it's like to hate your hair like a woman who hates her hair. It's next level. Imagine waking up in the same Groundhog's Day nightmare with bad hair, where every day is a BHD, and there's nothing you can do about it. You can't imagine how this eats away at a woman. "I can't take it anymore! I HATE MY HAIR!"

Every single day is Hell for them.

There you have it, the answer to the question that has been burning a hole through your entire civilization, what's tearing down your society, toppling it over, ripping it out from the roots. They don't care about slave ships; they couldn't give two hoots about affirmative action; they don't even want reparations. All they want, really, is a good hair day. And they'll never get it.

So the next time you're watching footage of women throwing tantrums in society -- tossing a convenience store like a tornado; throwing fast food over the counter at the minimum wage worker; resisting arrest; Street fights, school fights, fights at clubs, fights in restaurants, fights on Carnival cruises -- remember "BHD". It's no more complicated than that.

And no amount of combing, straightening, weaving, curling, bleaching, braiding, or just covering it with a wig is going to keep at bay the wrath that is bursting forth from their core and scorching your earth. They hate their hair. And, by extension, they hate you -- you with the good hair. You, Sydney Sweeney. You, with the good "jeans". They want you dead.
Leave "BHD" in the comments section of every Youtube video you see where this is relevant. Let it go viral.
by TheGideonLion July 31, 2025
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BHD

BHD = bad hair day ... you need GHD's on BHDs
Why do I always seem to have BHDs? Need to get this BHD sorted at my fav hair salon.
by bhdgal October 4, 2018
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BHD

Bad Hair Day

Men will never know what it's like to hate your hair like a woman who hates her hair. It's next level. Imagine waking up in the same Groundhog's Day nightmare with bad hair, where every day is a BHD, and there's nothing you can do about it. You can't imagine how this eats away at a woman. "I can't take it anymore! I HATE MY HAIR!"

Every single day is Hell for them.

There you have it, the answer to the question that has been burning a hole through your entire civilization, what's tearing down your society, toppling it over, ripping it out from the roots. They don't care about slave ships; they couldn't give two hoots about affirmative action; they don't even want reparations. All they want, really, is a good hair day. And they'll never get it.

So the next time you're watching footage of women throwing tantrums in society -- tossing a convenience store like a tornado; throwing fast food over the counter at the minimum wage worker; resisting arrest; Street fights, school fights, fights at clubs, fights in restaurants, fights on Carnival cruises -- remember "BHD". It's no more complicated than that.

And no amount of combing, straightening, weaving, curling, bleaching, braiding, or just covering it with a wig is going to keep at bay the wrath that is bursting forth from their core and scorching your earth. They hate their hair. And, by extension, they hate you -- you with the good hair. You, Sydney Sweeney. You, with the good "jeans". They want you dead.
Leave "BHD" in the comments section of every Youtube video you see where this is relevant. Let it go viral.
by TheGideonLion July 31, 2025
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BHD

Bacon helicopter dick. used to refer to when a male wraps his shwong in bacon, is given a blowjob, then fucks with the grease still on.
*person 1* "babe wanna make the sex today"
*person 2* "no thank you but how about you give me a bhd"
by deathblack1421 December 3, 2018
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Since he’s bald and being a tyrant, we can classify him as a BHD.
A what?

Oh, a Bald Headed Demon
by Laramie WY December 1, 2023
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