benz 

A fine german automobile, but does not have the performance of a BMW or Porsche. Dont take my word for it, read any R&T or Car & Driver.

Person 1: "I would like to buy a nice car."

Person 2: "Well dont settle for a Mercedes when you can buy a BMW."

benz by zimzimma July 18, 2003

benz 

Benz:Bimmer = Awesome:Good

benz by in mansion in benzes August 13, 2003

benz 

i car that can never keep up with a bmva, bmw

oh shit that bmw just smoked my benz

benz by []D[][]v[][]D May 12, 2003

benz 

A car that thinks it's the best in the world, when in actuality gets smoked by BMW in all phases of car making; especially engineering and performance. Usually driven by people who think they're big, but really have small penises and are ignorant when it comes to knowledge about cars.

That Benz just got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!.

benz by Anonymous June 8, 2003

benz 

A car that can never Ever compare to a BMW. It wishes it was a BMW. Mercedes & Caddy are all OLD MENS CARS. Mercedes is over-hyped and played out.

If the dude over there knew anything he'd be ridin in a Beamer instead of A Benz.

benz by rob32 September 12, 2006

benz 

a vehicle driven by black people. They go get an old mercedes and think they are something hot. They cant afford a new one.

hes black, he drives a benz

benz by adamdc October 3, 2007

benz 

Creator of stupid comedy segment show

The Bill Benz Show sucks so badly that I burned my copy of it.

benz by some kid June 21, 2003