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Enforcer of mothers' wills. Doesn't need to be an actual belt, just the notion. Sometimes the enforcer of fathers' wills, also.


Boy 1: Man, I'm in advanced classes.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: Yeah, cuz my mom said I had to.
Boy 2: Do you always do what yo momma tell you to?
Boy 1: Yeah, she got a belt!
Belt by SammiWammi December 18, 2008

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A leather strap usually worn by men around their waists to keep their pants from falling down. Since it is tight, most men find it uncomfortable. It is most often worn on men's suits and school uniforms.
Matthew groaned as he tightened his belt on his school uniform in the morning since it was so tight.
belt by Tyler Ha. February 22, 2009

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the solution for white whining kids that don't want to listen
HAROLD YOU PIECE OF SHIT IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED I'M GOING TO WHIP YOUR ASS WITH MY BELT UNTIL YOU START FUCKING BLEEDING, BITCH, YOU HEAR ME?!

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Person 1: "I beat my child with my belt last night for misbehaving"
Person 2: "What the fuck?"
belt by MikeyBot3000 November 3, 2020

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Dad: That's it, you're getting the belt!
Son: No..
Dad: *whip*
Son: *Pleasurable moan*
Dad: ??

The son jumps onto his dad shoving his PP in his mouth, then taking him down to the basement and tying up so he sucks his pp for ever. Don't belt your kids
Belt by mummummumumumumummummuum November 1, 2019

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something that gets in my damn way!
Goddamn it girl, your belt's always in the way, I may have to teach you a lesson
belt by Brandon August 30, 2004
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