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Bulgarian Bellows

When a woman stretches her labia over her partner's mouth, creating an airtight seal. The partner then must forcefully blow air into her vagina, creating positive pressure. Finally, the woman queefs to release said pressure back out into her partner's mouth.
I heard doing Bulgarian Bellows is great for your sinuses.
by Indy the Great January 23, 2019
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Coitus Bellows

Usually used were you have a older teacher that has a dan sedin/gordon freeman goatee and doesn't know how to use newer technology/gadgets.
Alex : My woodshop teacher sure is a coitus bellows, he looks like daniel sedin.
Gordon : Yah i seen him earlier, he couldn't even turn on his windows 98 computer!
Alex : LOL!
by TheJizzards June 28, 2011
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The Bellows

During a devil's three way one man inserts his erect penis aggressively into the vagina while the other aggressively inserts his penis into her anus. The two then viciously thrust simultaneously, knocking nuts and making her exhale heavily out of fear and enjoyment.
Fire investigator: How did your house catch fire?
Chad: Me and my buddy were giving his wife The Bellows and knocked over a few candles.
by HardwoodTable May 19, 2019
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Reverse Bellows

Belching into a gaping butthole and having the recipient fart the air back in one's mouth.
The Reverse Bellows I gave your mother in church will echoe in my bowels for eternity.
by Leg Tat November 13, 2017
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dutch bellows

Dutch Bellows: A variation on the 'dutch oven', except this can be done without shoving your partners head under the covers. Simply 1) emit a cloud of dirty ass gas, 2) listen to your partners breathing, 3) when she breaths out,lift your knee under the covers. This brings in some normal air which is mixed with the ass gas. 4) When your partner is on her 'breath in' cycle, lower your knee causing her to suck in some 'dutch oven' dirty ass gas. A typical response would be to wake up coughing, usually followed by a dig in the ribs.
pjm: I had some right dirty ass juice after that curry last night, the whole house stank!

brew: yeah I nearly managed to give the missus a dutch oven last night! but she fell asleep.

gonzo: I got my misses a good 'un with the dutch bellows, she woke up coughing and spluttering - it must have been the madras I had!

pjm: filthy bugger!
by pjm & brew January 2, 2007
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bellows falls

Tiny piece of shit town in Vermont. Nothing to do and Noone you wanna see. It use to be a great town but welfare and herion has taken over.
Not a place you wanna raise ur kids. School system is Shit.
Most exciting thing for teens to do is "scoop the loop".
Bellows Falls, Vermont
by Jmhc May 20, 2016
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The Bellows

Colloquial name given to the giant sculpture of praying hands located at the entrance of Oral Roberts University's campus in Tulsa, Oklahoma by the university's students and detractors alike. The moniker references a particularly lewd sexual act.
On our way to watch the Golden Eagles play, we stopped by The Bellows.
by Dylan ***|Dashizz|*** September 23, 2009
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