Friend 1: "Damn my nigga reese got caught lackin"
Friend 2: *pats the 9 in his pants* Could not be me fam"
Friend 2: *pats the 9 in his pants* Could not be me fam"
by TheTroofth October 26, 2018
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John: I ate her ass after she shat and didn’t wipe; I got some chocolate and ass last night
Me: What in the goddamn fuck? Couldn’t be me.
Me: What in the goddamn fuck? Couldn’t be me.
by Congo1234 September 19, 2018
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