An evil, purple demon sent from Hell to brainwash kids, with the help of assistant demons known as B.J. and Baby Bop.
Barney: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family."
Terminator: You are overdue for termination. (shoots Barney into pulp with submachine gun).
Terminator: You are overdue for termination. (shoots Barney into pulp with submachine gun).
by AYB June 13, 2003
Get the Barney mug.Barney is a purple dinosaur that looks like a distorted and toothless Tyrannusaurus-Rex. In reality though, Barney is a fat man in a purple dinosaur suit.
He is in a TV show that brainwashes little kids into thinking that the world is perfect and that everything can be fixed by singing a simple song that would cause most great musicians to commit suicide or smoke drugs(If they haven't so already)
Barney is also the reason why parents should never leave their kid unattended to watch it. Barney is also the reason why dinosaurs went extinct.
In conclusion, don't watch Barney, Your brain will melt because of it.
He is in a TV show that brainwashes little kids into thinking that the world is perfect and that everything can be fixed by singing a simple song that would cause most great musicians to commit suicide or smoke drugs(If they haven't so already)
Barney is also the reason why parents should never leave their kid unattended to watch it. Barney is also the reason why dinosaurs went extinct.
In conclusion, don't watch Barney, Your brain will melt because of it.
by Cataclypsa July 25, 2007
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by nosleep42 May 5, 2005
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Get the Barney mug.Barney Is A Purple Dinosaur Played by Joyner.Hes a kind soul that wants bring joy to kids by tormenting them with kindness.:)
Kids:Look is Barney charging at us Run guys.
Other Kids:Run for your life's
BARNEY:PROCEEDS TO CHASE THE KIDS AGGRESSIVELY knocking a few kids out on the green grassfields.
Other Kids:Run for your life's
BARNEY:PROCEEDS TO CHASE THE KIDS AGGRESSIVELY knocking a few kids out on the green grassfields.
by BadComputer August 31, 2023
Get the Barney mug.Barney is a high dinosaur. He had drugs in his tail all the time. He brainwashes the kids by making them sing songs. That is how they became the crack looking popstars they are today. Barney would make them sing and then give them "sugar" which was actually cocaine. Barney is a big purple bitch. "Know one even knew Barney was a drug dealer and buyer" said Doctor Johnny Dee "Know one even knew the kids Selena and Demi would become crack looking popstars" said Doctor Jessica Blevins
Barney: He kids lets sing a song!
Kids: No you big purple ass bitch
Barney: I'll give you sugar
Kids: Really? Yay!
Barney: Ok lets sing
Barney and kids: Barney is a purple dinosaur that gives kids sugar
Kids: *gets brainwashed*
Barney: Now to turn them in to crack looking popstars with my cocaine.
Barney: *gets arrested*
Barney: *escapes jail and goes back to the kids*
Kids: We missed you barney
Barney: Me too
Barney: Wants some sugar?
Kids: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kids: *grows up to be crack looking popstars*
Kids: No you big purple ass bitch
Barney: I'll give you sugar
Kids: Really? Yay!
Barney: Ok lets sing
Barney and kids: Barney is a purple dinosaur that gives kids sugar
Kids: *gets brainwashed*
Barney: Now to turn them in to crack looking popstars with my cocaine.
Barney: *gets arrested*
Barney: *escapes jail and goes back to the kids*
Kids: We missed you barney
Barney: Me too
Barney: Wants some sugar?
Kids: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kids: *grows up to be crack looking popstars*
by SnowyPenguin July 24, 2018
Get the Barney mug.Some purple dinosaur that we hope soon catches on fire gets saved and then shot three times gets saved and then we just cut the mofo's head off and feed it to the rottweillers outside the studio. Then the kids start cheering and kick cremate the rest of his fucking body!
by Tommy Vercetti June 1, 2004
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